World Toilet Day - giveacrap

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World Toilet Day - giveacrap

Today over 2.5 billion people around the world don’t have access to a toilet..

Poor sanitation is responsible for 500,000 child deaths a year, all of which could be prevented - if only people gave a crap. Well, we give one. And we need your help to encourage the world’s wealthiest to give one too. Pick a personality below and help us get them to donate it to Water Aid.

How We Cack-U-Lated This
Using publicly available data on net worth, an assumed interest rate of 5%, various assumptions around the world’s dietary, exercise and toilet habits, plus a little fiddling of the numbers (hey, it’s for charity after all) we came up with the following formula…

Net worth - 5% average interest rate - Average crap time - Est. value per crap

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Business
Bill Gates

Co-Founder, Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation
$249,435
Guesstimated crap value
Based on net worth of $82,100,000,000.00 - Forbes

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Business
Charles Koch

CEO, Koch Industries
$129,427
Guesstimated crap value
Based on net worth of $42,600,000,000.00 - Forbes


More rich person giveacrap here
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I'd give, but I'm tapped. I just can't squeeze out any more.

Any more, it seems, as soon as I've got a pile, I just flush it away.
 
Lib/Prog/Commies are such contradictory *****. They really don't want to help poor children, they simply envy the wealthy.

For them, more children suffering and dying is actually good! It means less "filthy humans" abusing precious Mother Earth and her dwindling resources....they're scumbags.
 

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