Woman Claims She Was Dead For 30 Minutes And Saw Angels

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!

    It's unbelievable what the church will resort to when their membership and donations begin to wane......30 minutes. Hell, the last time this stuff happened a man was hung on a tree, bled like a hog and showed up two days later fit as a fiddle.
     
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    What's so funny about that?
     
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    Guess you had to be there...
     
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    And you know she didn't see Angels because...?
     
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    "We understand why children are afraid of darkness, but why are men afraid of light?" ~ Plato
     
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    Because I wasn't the one with a rapidly diminishing blood supply to the brain. What a load of shit. Do you know what a hallucination is....................

    "Hallucinations can occur in any sensory modality — visual, auditory, olfactory, gustatory, tactile, proprioceptive, equilibrioceptive, nociceptive, thermoceptive and chronoceptive."
     
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    Cammmpbell, do you KNOW what a soul is? The human brain according to Websters dictionary. Do you KNOW what a spirit is? The human mind. Got any questions? :dunno:
     
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    Did you know your childish rants have absolutely no effect on anyone's faith?

    True story.
     
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    No link? Just curious.

    People do have what is called 'near death experiences.' I have always found them interesting, but never had any until recently. Before I got treatment for my lung problem my oxygen saturation would drop so low at night because 1) I have sleep apnea and 2) my lungs weren't functioning, that I was having NDEs on a nightly basis. If what we are told is on the other side is NOT there, then our brains do a really good job of making death attractive to us. I had some amazing 'dreams' during that period of time. When the end comes, we should all hope that our brains show us the kind of incredibly beautiful things I was seeing.
     
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    Oh geee... a Christian bashing thread by some idiot... what MAGNIFICENT imagination to think up something so ORIGINAL!

    Moron.
     

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