Here it is, mid-may, the time of year that I dread. Why you might ask? I'll tell you why. SPIDERS. They're everywhere. The evil little bastards appear out of mid-air it seems and its not bad enough that I just hate spiders, but this time of year it seems that they have to come after me, ALL THE TIME. I can't get away from them. For instance, this morning. I'd been up almost an hour and as I go back towards the kitchen to fill my coffee cup theres, not one, but TWO evil little bastards trying to spin their sadistic little webs across the doorway. Then, I go out to the car so I can start driving to work and end up walking through two webs strung across the walk, gives me the heebie-jeebies, and then three satanic 8 legged freaks on my car. ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!!! I hate the ugly fuckers.