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Since gender fluid sex worker Ms. Penny Tration licked the toilet seat on board an American Airlines Boeing 737 questions are being asked as to why she did it, are straight white males to blame, and why so many feminists are licking toilet seats?
Since this article came out, another feminist uploaded photos of herself licking the actual toilet bowl inside a busy truckstop in Iowa, along Interstate 80 off exit 284.
Unfortunately the main bathrooms were out of service, and only one portable outdoor unventilated plastic toilet cubicle was available, and there was a long queue of truckers waiting to use it clutching magazines and scratching their behinds talking about which place they ate enchilada’s last night.
In her fight to show how oppressive the patriarchy is though, she licked the bowl anyway, and uploaded photos to her Tumblr/Twitter of her doing it complete with a small piece of what we believe to be toilet paper stuck to her chin.
She also couldn’t sleep for the next 3 days following from the 2nd hand amphetamine high it gave her.
You see the patriarchy forces women to do this. Straight white males, and by straight white males I now also include Chinese and Jewish males who have became white in the past 12 months due to the pyramid of oppression, are constantly using what’s known as “I.O.P”, or the “Invisible Oppression Matrix”, to force women to do things they wouldn’t normally do because their voices are not being heard.
Time and time again straight white males talk over us, and mansplain to us, using things like “facts”, and “evidence”, to justify their hate and invention of stupid things like microchips and chemicals that hurt the planet and don’t benefit anyone.
I’m calling on all other feminists in this country to lick a toilet seat, and if you’re truly committed to our cause, lick the entire bowl and upload your photo to social media along with the hashtag #ListenToFeminists.
Why are feminists licking toilet seats? To protest the heteronormative patriarchy, that’s why!Since this article came out, another feminist uploaded photos of herself licking the actual toilet bowl inside a busy truckstop in Iowa, along Interstate 80 off exit 284.
Unfortunately the main bathrooms were out of service, and only one portable outdoor unventilated plastic toilet cubicle was available, and there was a long queue of truckers waiting to use it clutching magazines and scratching their behinds talking about which place they ate enchilada’s last night.
In her fight to show how oppressive the patriarchy is though, she licked the bowl anyway, and uploaded photos to her Tumblr/Twitter of her doing it complete with a small piece of what we believe to be toilet paper stuck to her chin.
She also couldn’t sleep for the next 3 days following from the 2nd hand amphetamine high it gave her.
You see the patriarchy forces women to do this. Straight white males, and by straight white males I now also include Chinese and Jewish males who have became white in the past 12 months due to the pyramid of oppression, are constantly using what’s known as “I.O.P”, or the “Invisible Oppression Matrix”, to force women to do things they wouldn’t normally do because their voices are not being heard.
Time and time again straight white males talk over us, and mansplain to us, using things like “facts”, and “evidence”, to justify their hate and invention of stupid things like microchips and chemicals that hurt the planet and don’t benefit anyone.
I’m calling on all other feminists in this country to lick a toilet seat, and if you’re truly committed to our cause, lick the entire bowl and upload your photo to social media along with the hashtag #ListenToFeminists.