Who is your Daddy and what does he do?

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    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

    All the typical answers came up--fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

    But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."

    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
    other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
    aside to ask him,

    "Is that really true about your father?"

    "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the 2008 nomination of Hilary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
     
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