I wouldn't say I love my penis but I am glad I was born with one and before you write you are also glad, never mind..
Yanno..............considering the amount of maintenance that lady parts require, I've been extremely grateful that I was born with one, ever since I was a little boy.
They require a lot less attention that women's parts do.
I'm pretty sure it takes the same amount of maintenance. It's not a fucking lawnmower blade. Wash it a few times a week, and hope it doesn't give your partner AIDS.
Actually, a penis requires less maintenance than a woman's parts. Men don't have to deal with the added requirements of periods, yeast infections and the like.
And.................men don't have to get a PAP smear every year either.
I was once a "token male" in an office full of women, and whenever they wanted to do "girl talk" they would kick me out of the office while they conversed.
One day, they were going to kick me out, but I told them I wasn't going anywhere because I had too much work to do. Well, they started talking about one of the girl's PAP smears (trying to gross me out and get me to leave), and went into great and gory detail.
When I didn't leave, they decided that I was okay to stay, and didn't have to get kicked out any more.
Learned a lot of stuff from listening to those women talk. Used to think it would be fun to be a fly on the wall when women are talking about stuff. After working there, I knew better than to think that any more. Men might brag that they had sex last night, and might say with who, but when women get together to talk about dudes they've been with, they go into gruesome details.
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