Which Greek Deity is most like Trump?

[The2ndAmendment]

Trump is larger than life, only a god can compare to him.

 

[BlindBoo]

Cyclopes.

 

[Darkwind]

Trump is larger than life, only a god can compare to him.

Shit dude. Use a tissue before touching that keyboard. I could end up getting a virus just reading your adulation.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

 

[toobfreak]

Trump is larger than life, only a god can compare to him.

The uneducated snits here will not understand that the above list are part of the 12 Olympians.

Zeus - God of Sky (Jupiter)
Poseidon - God of the Sea (Neptune)
Ares - God of War (Mars)
(Hades) - God of the Underworld

Hercules was none of them.

Above the Olympians were the 12 Titans. And above THEM were the Primordials.

 

[BlindBoo]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

There is not one Cyclops that he reminds me of, rather the entire bred of Cyclopes.

 

[toobfreak]

Cyclopes.

Sounds like a better fit for old man Biden wearing his dark glasses being lead around by the hand.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

There is not one Cyclops that he reminds me of, rather the entire bred of Cyclopes.

Man! That was one smooooooth recovery attempt..........

 

[toobfreak]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

Another uneducated BOOB trying to tell others how dumb THEY are.

 

[night_son]

Trump is larger than life, only a god can compare to him.

Heracles facing the twelve labors set to him by King Eurystheus.


Slay the Nemean Lion

Heracles, I mean Donald Trump, must hunt for this traitor deep within his own administration. The name of this modern Nemean Lion is quite obvious.

Slay the Lernaean Hydra

Could refer to the million heads of the radical postmodernist left or perhaps the heads of global child pornographers. Either way, our man Trump's got his work cut out for him.

Capture the Ceryneian Hind

Has to be Ghislaine Maxwell . . . Epstein's sacred deer.

Capture the Erymanthian Boar

I'm thinking either Hunter Biden or Putin himself . . . perhaps Erdogan?

Clean the Augean Stables in One Day

The Washington Swamp, obviously.

Slay the Stymphalian Birds

The nationwide terrorist/insurgent rioters, and possibly: The Squad.

Capture the Cretan Bull

Perhaps the leader of North Korea . . . or of China.

Steal the Mares of Diomedes

Man-eating horses, hmm? Refugee caravans?

Obtain the Belt of Hippolyte

Nancy Pelosi . . . of course. Take back the House.

Obtain the Cows of Geryon

A better trade deal with the modern monster that is China?

Steal the Apples of Hesperides

A cure for the China Virus?

Capture Cerberus

Get reelected to the White House, keep the Senate, take back the House. Three-headed monster.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

foopah? lol

 

[L.K.Eder]

and of course he is most probably apate, the goddess of fraud and deception.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

foopah? lol

lol.
I guess I don't use that often enough.

Yeah, here it is.....
Urban Dictionary: Foopah


Top definition
Foopah
The really discusting stomach-type thing you see fat people have that cover's they're whole entire groin area. Often referred to as front butt or front vagina. May also be referred to as Foop.
Damn, that was one big foopah!
by BBoy DTM December 12, 2007

 

[L.K.Eder]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

foopah? lol

lol.
I guess I don't use that often enough.

Yeah, here it is.....
Urban Dictionary: Foopah


Top definition
Foopah
The really discusting stomach-type thing you see fat people have that cover's they're whole entire groin area. Often referred to as front butt or front vagina. May also be referred to as Foop.
Damn, that was one big foopah!
by BBoy DTM December 12, 2007

faux pas.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

foopah? lol

lol.
I guess I don't use that often enough.

Yeah, here it is.....
Urban Dictionary: Foopah


Top definition
Foopah
The really discusting stomach-type thing you see fat people have that cover's they're whole entire groin area. Often referred to as front butt or front vagina. May also be referred to as Foop.
Damn, that was one big foopah!
by BBoy DTM December 12, 2007

faux pas.

Sorry,
My spelling is also correct. And it just might mean something different than you think.

But thanks for not knowing that.
Limits in education can lead to that ya know.

Then again......I sometimes exercise my 1st amendment rights and say "Prolly" and "TOW the line"
It really gets certain people is mostly why I do.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

foopah? lol

lol.
I guess I don't use that often enough.

Yeah, here it is.....
Urban Dictionary: Foopah


Top definition
Foopah
The really discusting stomach-type thing you see fat people have that cover's they're whole entire groin area. Often referred to as front butt or front vagina. May also be referred to as Foop.
Damn, that was one big foopah!
by BBoy DTM December 12, 2007

faux pas.

Sorry,
My spelling is also correct. And it just might mean something different than you think.

But thanks for not knowing that.
Limits in education can lead to that ya know.

Then again......I sometimes exercise my 1st amendment rights and say "Prolly" and "TOW the line"
It really gets certain people is mostly why I do.

normal people recognize their mistake, and learn.

they don't quote urban dictionary with a completely irrelevant definition, and then try to condescend.

seek help.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

foopah? lol

lol.
I guess I don't use that often enough.

Yeah, here it is.....
Urban Dictionary: Foopah


Top definition
Foopah
The really discusting stomach-type thing you see fat people have that cover's they're whole entire groin area. Often referred to as front butt or front vagina. May also be referred to as Foop.
Damn, that was one big foopah!
by BBoy DTM December 12, 2007

faux pas.

Sorry,
My spelling is also correct. And it just might mean something different than you think.

But thanks for not knowing that.
Limits in education can lead to that ya know.

Then again......I sometimes exercise my 1st amendment rights and say "Prolly" and "TOW the line"
It really gets certain people is mostly why I do.

normal people recognize their mistake, and learn.

they don't quote urban dictionary with a completely irrelevant definition, and then try to condescend.

seek help.

Actually,
Normal people don't jump in to try and make your friend look better.....when they obviously made a mistake.
Now you want to dictate to me what words I can use and how I MUST speak or what dictionaries I can access?

Normal people mind their own business

 

[L.K.Eder]

Cyclopes.

Because you are blind....I will forgive your spelling foopah
It's actually Cyclops, not Cyclopes
You're welcome

foopah? lol

lol.
I guess I don't use that often enough.

Yeah, here it is.....
Urban Dictionary: Foopah


Top definition
Foopah
The really discusting stomach-type thing you see fat people have that cover's they're whole entire groin area. Often referred to as front butt or front vagina. May also be referred to as Foop.
Damn, that was one big foopah!
by BBoy DTM December 12, 2007

faux pas.

Sorry,
My spelling is also correct. And it just might mean something different than you think.

But thanks for not knowing that.
Limits in education can lead to that ya know.

Then again......I sometimes exercise my 1st amendment rights and say "Prolly" and "TOW the line"
It really gets certain people is mostly why I do.

normal people recognize their mistake, and learn.

they don't quote urban dictionary with a completely irrelevant definition, and then try to condescend.

seek help.

Actually,
Normal people don't jump in to try and make your friend look better.....when they obviously made a mistake.
Now you want to dictate to me what words I can use and how I MUST speak or what dictionaries I can access?

Normal people mind their own business

it is hilarious. you tried to correct another poster and made a faux pas. or a booboo, to condescend to your level, honey. that happens on a message board. your spelling was absolutely wrong, indicating that you neither know how to correctly pronounce it, nor where it comes from. find better talk radio idiots to listen to. and grow up.

 

[MisterBeale]

I'm pretty sure Trump has more Celtic and Nordic DNA than Greco-Latin DNA.

The PERFECT one that matches him?

So I'm going with . . .

Loki

Loki - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

". . . Loki's relation with the gods varies by source; Loki sometimes assists the gods and sometimes behaves maliciously towards them. Loki is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of a salmon, a mare, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk (Old Norse 'thanks'). Loki's positive relations with the gods end with his role in engineering the death of the god Baldr, and eventually, Váli binds Loki with the entrails of one of his sons. In both the Poetic Edda and the Prose Edda, the goddess Skaði is responsible for placing a serpent above him while he is bound. The serpent drips venom from above him that Sigyn collects into a bowl; however, she must empty the bowl when it is full, and the venom that drips in the meantime causes Loki to writhe in pain, thereby causing earthquakes. With the onset of Ragnarök, Loki is foretold to slip free from his bonds and to fight against the gods among the forces of the jötnar, at which time he will encounter the god Heimdallr, and the two will slay each other. . . . "