What Will Happen at First Donald Vs. Billary Debate

[Bush92]

This will be the scene after the underdog Trump crushes the supposedly unstoppable champion debater Clinton!

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

Hillary will panic....freeze....utter some gibberish....have a seizure....leave on a stretcher.

 

[Bush92]

Hillary will panic....freeze....utter some gibberish....have a seizure....leave on a stretcher.

Yep. She is way overrated and way too ill.

 

[Pete7469]

Hillary will panic....freeze....utter some gibberish....have a seizure....leave on a stretcher.

Lets hope it's a terminal stroke.

 

[Old Rocks]

Well, we shall see. That is, if The Donald does not run out on the debate.

 

[Auld Phart]

Armored ambulances will be stationed at 2 exits

EMTs attending will have Top Secret clearances, and will be closely watched by FBI agents.

2 each defilbrators, per candidate


Someone with guts enough to give mouth to mouth to each candidate, and not sick enough to give them tongue while doing so

 

[Vastator]

The moderators will run interference for Hillary. Effectively sheltering her from Trump. The same as they've been doing. This debate is a huge problem for Hillary. A problem for the same reason she hasn't given a press conference in hundreds of days... Because no matter the question; and no matter her answer... She's been recorded saying the opposite at some point in the not too distant past. Worse yet probably to congress or the FBI. She'll be proven a liar yet again. The only question at the debate will be "is she lying now?", or "was she lying then?" Either way, she's pretty much fucked. Enter the partisan press...

 

[the_human_being]

Mrs. Clinton, where did you find that gorgeous pants suit?

Mr. Trump, please tell us the procedure for measuring the torque on a prop-jet engine.
What do you mean, you don't know Mr. Trump? Do you think you are qualified for the Presidency if you don't know?

Clinton wins the debate according to the news media anchors.

 

[Syriusly]

The first debate?

Donald will refuse to attend, because either
a) the moderator is a woman (and she is a meanie to him) or
b) the moderator is a Mexican(and all Mexicans are biased against him) or
c) any other excuse he can make up to explain his running away from a debate.

 

[my2¢]

I'm expecting the reversal of the Aunt Bea versus Howard Sprague city council debate with Donald taking on the role of Aunt Bea and Hillary playing Howard.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Clinton handled the Gowdy Gang of Twelve for eleven hours, did not break a sweat, and made them look powerless.

Trump, if he survives the debate, should consider that the best he can do.

 

[JakeStarkey]

The first debate?

Donald will refuse to attend, because either
a) the moderator is a woman (and she is a meanie to him) or
b) the moderator is a Mexican(and all Mexicans are biased against him) or
c) any other excuse he can make up to explain his running away from a debate.

or [d) the moderator is a Mexican woman.

 

[Ozone]

what will happen... show starts, moderator says what's up everybody, time for clinton's opening statement, camera points at her face, she has a stroke and drops to the floor, cut to commercial. if it turns out i'm wrong i owe you nothing. nothing, you understand? not a thing. but if i'm right, you all owe me a thank you button. smash that thank you button if you agree.

 

[Mr Natural]

Hilary will make Trump look like the know nothing fool he is.

 

[owebo]

Hillary will panic....freeze....utter some gibberish....have a seizure....leave on a stretcher.

And pee her pantsuit....

 

[owebo]

The first debate?

Donald will refuse to attend, because either
a) the moderator is a woman (and she is a meanie to him) or
b) the moderator is a Mexican(and all Mexicans are biased against him) or
c) any other excuse he can make up to explain his running away from a debate.

or [d) the moderator is a Mexican woman.

Trump and her can talk about Mexico's president he established diplomatic ties with.....

Hiltery will demand as a Mexican, she vote for her.....

The moderators won't matter one bit....Trump will get to work quickly ripping hitlerys head off and shitting down her neck.....

 

[Katzndogz]

Hilly has gone downhill since her testimony.

She has already conceded that she cannot win on the issues. She will try to needle him. The risk is, now that he knows it might not work. Hilly avoiding questions in favor of personal attacks might make her look like a crochety old woman. The moderator will have to take huge liberties to help her.

 

[g5000]

Wow. Look at Trump's Chumps standing in a circle in this topic, jerking off all over each other.

You can smell the flop sweat.

 

[owebo]

Wow. Look at Trump's Chumps standing in a circle in this topic, jerking off all over each other.

You can smell the flop sweat.

Wipe your chin, you look foolish,.....

 

[bodecea]

The first debate?

Donald will refuse to attend, because either
a) the moderator is a woman (and she is a meanie to him) or
b) the moderator is a Mexican(and all Mexicans are biased against him) or
c) any other excuse he can make up to explain his running away from a debate.

I give it currently 75% chance he chickens out.