What was the first funny thing you ever heard?

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    I don't know why I remember this but I was in second grade and we had this kid in our class named Kenneth Doucette. He was a big kid and some other kids made fun of him for some reason or other. I was mostly a loner then and kept to myself. One day he kept getting up from his desk and finally one kid in the back hollered out, "Kenneth, do sit down!" We laughed and Ken got mad.
     
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    That is not a very nice face. I hope you don't freeze like that.
     
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    I will with another story like that.....
     
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    Probably a Fart
     
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    The first thing I remember was singing a song at the age of two in my sleep and my cousin Jeff attempted to kill me because I woke him up...

    I laugh about it because his half-brother Tony beat the crap out of him...
     
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    HMMMMMMMMM. My dad telling my mom:" the lil asshole is hungry again"
    I was around 6
    WEEKS
     

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