Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by DarkFury, Mar 13, 2017.
When my housekeeper stole from me, I divorced her.
Course, now I have to make my own sammiches.
Oh I got a few blow jobs along the way. First blow job I ever got was one of dad's housekeepers. Started having sex with his housekeepers when I was 15 and did not stop till I was mid 30s.
The things that put smiles on your face you know.
I thought you were a wet behind the ears young'un now you confirm it. Thank you, I hope your ice cream birthday cake was just like you like it.
If she does you should drop the charges and date her
Happy Birthday. That makes you a full day older than the day before~
Happy birthday and many more.
Glad you caught her. Just, don't get your hopes up too much about her going to prison. She may, but from my experience in a prison, the liberals do everything they can to keep that from happening. The Warden told us several times during training that the average offender gets busted between 8 and 11 times before they ever see prison.
Been married FOUR times.
3 Phillipines/ Nurse
Any man can get married but a REAL man NEEDS a good housekeeper. We had a cook growing up because MY parents did not cook. I eat at places like Denny's all the time. You know you may have just helped me see the light! Fury don't need no damn wife NOR house keeper I need a DAMN Denny's waitress.
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