WalMart ice cream doesn't melt in the sun

[Luddly Neddite]

Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt In The Sun

But Walmart's store-brand ice cream sandwiches don't even melt in the sun, according to a report from WCPO Cincinnati.

The discovery was made by a local mom, Christie Watson, who noticed that a Great Value ice cream sandwich her son left out on their patio table hadn't fully melted -- even though it had been sitting out for 12 hours on an 80-degree day. Watson left a second ice cream sandwich out overnight with the same results, WCPO reports.

"What am I feeding to my children?" she asked, appalled.

So, if I eat nothing but McDonald's that never rots and Twinkies that never get moldy and this crappy ice cream that won't melt, I should live forever, right?

 

[PredFan]

That isn't the sun idiot, it's the light in your freezer. I comes on when you open the door. Now close it before your ice cream melts!

 

[Mr. H.]

Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt In The Sun

But Walmart's store-brand ice cream sandwiches don't even melt in the sun, according to a report from WCPO Cincinnati.

The discovery was made by a local mom, Christie Watson, who noticed that a Great Value ice cream sandwich her son left out on their patio table hadn't fully melted -- even though it had been sitting out for 12 hours on an 80-degree day. Watson left a second ice cream sandwich out overnight with the same results, WCPO reports.

"What am I feeding to my children?" she asked, appalled.

So, if I eat nothing but McDonald's that never rots and Twinkies that never get moldy and this crappy ice cream that won't melt, I should live forever, right?

You are what you eat. I'd place you somewhere between an eggplant and a flake of granola.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

If that whiny bitch wants to know what she is feeding her children tell her to read the fucking label. Or, maybe, just maybe, she should read a science fiction blog.

Why Don't Ice Cream Sandwiches Melt?

 

[Papageorgio]

Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt In The Sun

But Walmart's store-brand ice cream sandwiches don't even melt in the sun, according to a report from WCPO Cincinnati.

The discovery was made by a local mom, Christie Watson, who noticed that a Great Value ice cream sandwich her son left out on their patio table hadn't fully melted -- even though it had been sitting out for 12 hours on an 80-degree day. Watson left a second ice cream sandwich out overnight with the same results, WCPO reports.

"What am I feeding to my children?" she asked, appalled.

So, if I eat nothing but McDonald's that never rots and Twinkies that never get moldy and this crappy ice cream that won't melt, I should live forever, right?

Then don't eat the shit, dumb ass. I won't touch Walmart ice cream, McDonald's food or Twinkies. My god you liberals are dumb.

All you do is whine, bitch and moan.

 

[OnePercenter]

Blue Bell is the ONLY ice cream.....

 

[Mr. H.]

Blue Bell is the ONLY ice cream.....

But would it melt on the hood of not one but two Teslas?

 

[OnePercenter]

Blue Bell is the ONLY ice cream.....

But would it melt on the hood of not one but two Teslas?

Why would I put ice cream on the hood of a car?

 

[norwegen]

Blue Bunny is the best.

I would eat it off the hood of a car.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt In The Sun

But Walmart's store-brand ice cream sandwiches don't even melt in the sun, according to a report from WCPO Cincinnati.

The discovery was made by a local mom, Christie Watson, who noticed that a Great Value ice cream sandwich her son left out on their patio table hadn't fully melted -- even though it had been sitting out for 12 hours on an 80-degree day. Watson left a second ice cream sandwich out overnight with the same results, WCPO reports.

"What am I feeding to my children?" she asked, appalled.

So, if I eat nothing but McDonald's that never rots and Twinkies that never get moldy and this crappy ice cream that won't melt, I should live forever, right?

Then don't eat the shit, dumb ass. I won't touch Walmart ice cream, McDonald's food or Twinkies. My god you liberals are dumb.

All you do is whine, bitch and moan.

What is it with you assholes?

I don't eat ice cream, meat, processed crap. I post a joke and the usual brain dead RWs go ballistic.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Walmart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt In The Sun



So, if I eat nothing but McDonald's that never rots and Twinkies that never get moldy and this crappy ice cream that won't melt, I should live forever, right?

Then don't eat the shit, dumb ass. I won't touch Walmart ice cream, McDonald's food or Twinkies. My god you liberals are dumb.

All you do is whine, bitch and moan.

What is it with you assholes?

I don't eat ice cream, meat, processed crap. I post a joke and the usual brain dead RWs go ballistic.

Now that you git bitch slapped you are claiming you were joking.

 

[g5000]

Some people's brains have clearly melted in the sun.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Why would I put ice cream on the hood of a car?

Because if you don't, the Terrorists win.

 

[boedicca]

The VV Bestest Ice Cream is Fentons.

 

[R.C. Christian]

Nettle is right although this news is old news. It's full of crap chemicals, emulsifiers and what not. You get what you pay for. It's not limited to Wal-Mart's brand however, even though the association with Wal-Mart, a company I FUCKING HATE, was the entire point of her post.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Uh, no. The point of my post is all the shit that we now call "food" that isn't food at all. I was attempting to make that point with a joke that went right over the heads of the usual nitwits who will always step over a fact in favor of a fight.