USMB site hopelessly glitchy on smartphone

CrusaderFrank

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The past 2 days its been almost physically impossible to respond to a USMB post via the smartphone. I dred having to hit the back button.

I had to type this 14 times. Wtf
 
Oooo!

It's because you don't have a techwoogydigbit attached to the thingerator on your phone.

I happen to have one, I'll sell you for the low, low price of beer.
 
Here is Frank’s phone.


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Isn‘t it time for an upgrade!
 
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Well. Two things. Don't lookit porn on a mobile phone. Not saying you are, but just don't. lol.

And absolutely, positively don't click on links from highly political and persistent middle easterners around the web. See Israel/Pegasus spyware. Some of those foreign agents post propaganda links via the Act il propaganda app on more active message boards around the web, so. Really sneaky stuff.

As an aside, I noticed Israel's Pegasus spyware was included in that list of weaponry being offered for sale to those in the middle east who comply with that new "peace plan" designed to intimidate Iran.
 
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The past 2 days its been almost physically impossible to respond to a USMB post via the smartphone. I dred having to hit the back button.

I had to type this 14 times. Wtf

Its cracked on desktop as well. Wasn't that way at first. Every time I'm trying to post or reply, the page keeps moving, zipping up and down, getting lost, moving, occasionally even changing pages in mid-type and I have to dig to find my way back to what I was typing!

Doesn't help that the quality of threads has generally been shit, too, so I just don't post or read as much.
 
The other day someone posted to tap the icon that looks like a gear above reply, where text choices, etc are. Mine is bottom far right. I tap mine and it turns green in color.

The jumping around stops for me. No idea why
 
The past 2 days its been almost physically impossible to respond to a USMB post via the smartphone. I dred having to hit the back button.

I had to type this 14 times. Wtf
I posted the solution to this hit that gear wheel symbol on top tool bar of where you post and all the typeset features and animated gif emojis will go gray and no more crazy pages and missing keyboard everytime you hit the back button.
Still can't solve that moving cursor glitch that occurs sometimes when correcting a word, I think it's an ad banner issue, only cetain banners codes.
 
The past 2 days its been almost physically impossible to respond to a USMB post via the smartphone. I dred having to hit the back button.

I had to type this 14 times. Wtf
my note 10+ can be a HUGE pain in the ass for crap like this. it gets lost, won't let me scroll down far, i have to go to the sidescreen to get it to scroll.

you really have to work hard to get around this crap on a phone.
 
Here's my only problem on my phone lately. These controls are greyed out. None of these controls work.
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I've tried using USMB on all 4 of my Obamaphones, and none of them work. :dunno:

That's because you are NEVER "Hands Free"

You need BOTH "Hands Free" and we know what ONE of your HANDS is always doing :smoke:

We know this because of the Top Secret USMB Spy Satellite System that is operating 24/7 :th_BlackHelicopter:
 
The past 2 days its been almost physically impossible to respond to a USMB post via the smartphone. I dred having to hit the back button.

I had to type this 14 times. Wtf

I'm using the Batphone and so I never have any problems :smoke:

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I also have the Other Batphone, but I ONLY use this one for my Pizza orders and to do Pornographic phone calls :smoke:

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The past 2 days its been almost physically impossible to respond to a USMB post via the smartphone. I dred having to hit the back button.

I had to type this 14 times. Wtf

Solution: Get a sledgehammer and smash up the phone :smoke:
He's a Conservative not a liberal. That's their solution to everything, we choose like I did, to solve the problem without destroying anything and actually helping people....wow what a novel idea!
 

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