USMB Male Folk: Alpha vs. Beta quiz

[WinterBorn]

My sig calls for people to walk the walk, not just talk the talk. It refers to those pretend Christians who talk a good game, but lie, steal, cheat and more. Now if you that is acceptable, fine by me. I don't care for it. I think living a life that can be seen as an example for others is far more important than continually yelling for others to live as you claim to believe.

But that is just me.

No, your sig is one of unlimited entitlement, and gay to boot.

Unlimited entitlement? LMAO!! That is hilarious. And absolute bullshit. That you think just spouting words should be the measure of something is laughable.

But, for the sake of argument, exactly what do you claim I am demanding that I am entitled to?

The Entitlement of telling other people what they are able to talk about.

It is telling people about what to do if they want me to pay attention. The last line says it. "In the end, I'm not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as in how you choose to live and give." You can say whatever it is you want. And I can listen to whatever I want.

Explaining why I am not listening is not telling you that you cannot speak.

Before you SPEAK...that pretty much is an entitled viewpoint of censorship.

Careful editing can make anything seem like censorship.

"Before you speak TO ME..." is more accurate. And no where does it say don't speak to me. It simply says your actions speak louder than your words.

 

[boedicca]

No, your sig is one of unlimited entitlement, and gay to boot.

Unlimited entitlement? LMAO!! That is hilarious. And absolute bullshit. That you think just spouting words should be the measure of something is laughable.

But, for the sake of argument, exactly what do you claim I am demanding that I am entitled to?

The Entitlement of telling other people what they are able to talk about.

It is telling people about what to do if they want me to pay attention. The last line says it. "In the end, I'm not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as in how you choose to live and give." You can say whatever it is you want. And I can listen to whatever I want.

Explaining why I am not listening is not telling you that you cannot speak.

Before you SPEAK...that pretty much is an entitled viewpoint of censorship.

Careful editing can make anything seem like censorship.

"Before you speak TO ME..." is more accurate. And no where does it say don't speak to me. It simply says your actions speak louder than your words.

It's an attempt at censorship. If Cory respected the free speech of others, he would have said something to the effect of: If you want me to listen to you.

But he doesn't have the right to place conditions on other people's ability to speak, despite what the Progs think.

 

[WinterBorn]

Unlimited entitlement? LMAO!! That is hilarious. And absolute bullshit. That you think just spouting words should be the measure of something is laughable.

But, for the sake of argument, exactly what do you claim I am demanding that I am entitled to?

The Entitlement of telling other people what they are able to talk about.

It is telling people about what to do if they want me to pay attention. The last line says it. "In the end, I'm not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as in how you choose to live and give." You can say whatever it is you want. And I can listen to whatever I want.

Explaining why I am not listening is not telling you that you cannot speak.

Before you SPEAK...that pretty much is an entitled viewpoint of censorship.

Careful editing can make anything seem like censorship.

"Before you speak TO ME..." is more accurate. And no where does it say don't speak to me. It simply says your actions speak louder than your words.

It's an attempt at censorship. If Cory respected the free speech of others, he would have said something to the effect of: If you want me to listen to you.

But he doesn't have the right to place conditions on other people's ability to speak, despite what the Progs think.

But that is exactly what the quote says. It doesn't say don't speak. It doesn't even say don't speak to me. It says "before you speak to me". It says show me what you believe before you tell me. It doesn't even say I won't listen. It simply says that actions speak louder than words.

And the quote only talks about you speaking TO ME. It does not saying anything about speaking to others or in general. Just to me.

And, as I said, the last line explains why.


Can we get back to the topic now? Or is this becoming the new topic?

 

[boedicca]

The Entitlement of telling other people what they are able to talk about.

It is telling people about what to do if they want me to pay attention. The last line says it. "In the end, I'm not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as in how you choose to live and give." You can say whatever it is you want. And I can listen to whatever I want.

Explaining why I am not listening is not telling you that you cannot speak.

Before you SPEAK...that pretty much is an entitled viewpoint of censorship.

Careful editing can make anything seem like censorship.

"Before you speak TO ME..." is more accurate. And no where does it say don't speak to me. It simply says your actions speak louder than your words.

It's an attempt at censorship. If Cory respected the free speech of others, he would have said something to the effect of: If you want me to listen to you.

But he doesn't have the right to place conditions on other people's ability to speak, despite what the Progs think.

But that is exactly what the quote says. It doesn't say don't speak. It doesn't even say don't speak to me. It says "before you speak to me". It says show me what you believe before you tell me. It doesn't even say I won't listen. It simply says that actions speak louder than words.

And the quote only talks about you speaking TO ME. It does not saying anything about speaking to others or in general. Just to me.

And, as I said, the last line explains why.


Can we get back to the topic now? Or is this becoming the new topic?

"BEFORE YOU SPEAK TO ME"

That is the verbatim language from the beginning of his quote.

 

[L.K.Eder]

At least this troll thread aiming to divide and well, troll, has left the oh so important politics section.

 

[WinterBorn]

It is telling people about what to do if they want me to pay attention. The last line says it. "In the end, I'm not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as in how you choose to live and give." You can say whatever it is you want. And I can listen to whatever I want.

Explaining why I am not listening is not telling you that you cannot speak.

Before you SPEAK...that pretty much is an entitled viewpoint of censorship.

Careful editing can make anything seem like censorship.

"Before you speak TO ME..." is more accurate. And no where does it say don't speak to me. It simply says your actions speak louder than your words.

It's an attempt at censorship. If Cory respected the free speech of others, he would have said something to the effect of: If you want me to listen to you.

But he doesn't have the right to place conditions on other people's ability to speak, despite what the Progs think.

But that is exactly what the quote says. It doesn't say don't speak. It doesn't even say don't speak to me. It says "before you speak to me". It says show me what you believe before you tell me. It doesn't even say I won't listen. It simply says that actions speak louder than words.

And the quote only talks about you speaking TO ME. It does not saying anything about speaking to others or in general. Just to me.

And, as I said, the last line explains why.


Can we get back to the topic now? Or is this becoming the new topic?

"BEFORE YOU SPEAK TO ME"

That is the verbatim language from the beginning of his quote.

Indeed it is. And then it goes on to explain what they need to do for me to listen.

Nowhere does it say "Do Not Speak!". In fact, it does not even say "Do Not speak to me". So someone's freedom of speech is not impeded. But just because someone has the right to speak does not mean others are required to listen.

 

[boedicca]

Before you SPEAK...that pretty much is an entitled viewpoint of censorship.

Careful editing can make anything seem like censorship.

"Before you speak TO ME..." is more accurate. And no where does it say don't speak to me. It simply says your actions speak louder than your words.

It's an attempt at censorship. If Cory respected the free speech of others, he would have said something to the effect of: If you want me to listen to you.

But he doesn't have the right to place conditions on other people's ability to speak, despite what the Progs think.

But that is exactly what the quote says. It doesn't say don't speak. It doesn't even say don't speak to me. It says "before you speak to me". It says show me what you believe before you tell me. It doesn't even say I won't listen. It simply says that actions speak louder than words.

And the quote only talks about you speaking TO ME. It does not saying anything about speaking to others or in general. Just to me.

And, as I said, the last line explains why.


Can we get back to the topic now? Or is this becoming the new topic?

"BEFORE YOU SPEAK TO ME"

That is the verbatim language from the beginning of his quote.

Indeed it is. And then it goes on to explain what they need to do for me to listen.

Nowhere does it say "Do Not Speak!". In fact, it does not even say "Do Not speak to me". So someone's freedom of speech is not impeded. But just because someone has the right to speak does not mean others are required to listen.

Scuze moi, but when someone starts off saying "Before you speak to me"...everything else doesn't matter.

 

[MisterBeale]

If Zeta means I'm sure enough of myself I don't need to a ridiculous online test to find out what I am, then I'm a Zeta

It is a truth universally acknowledged that posters who post, in threads about quizzes, their reasons for not taking the quiz are fearful that the results will prove that they are Beta minuses.

It is a truth universally acknowledged

Bullshit

People that take these tests don't know who they are, and hope the test will tell them.

I know who I am, and don't need a silly test to tell me what I already know

Oh blah blah blah....

If you're not interested in the quiz, then go find another thread to annoy.

An alpha female would apologize and admit when she is wrong. . . .

Yes, but I am not wrong in this case, so no apology is required.

It's pretty obvious to anyone with your last post that you realized Will was right, real Alpha would laugh at your little cosmo quiz.

 

[boedicca]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that posters who post, in threads about quizzes, their reasons for not taking the quiz are fearful that the results will prove that they are Beta minuses.

It is a truth universally acknowledged

Bullshit

People that take these tests don't know who they are, and hope the test will tell them.

I know who I am, and don't need a silly test to tell me what I already know

Oh blah blah blah....

If you're not interested in the quiz, then go find another thread to annoy.

An alpha female would apologize and admit when she is wrong. . . .

Yes, but I am not wrong in this case, so no apology is required.

It's pretty obvious to anyone with your last post that you realized Will was right, real Alpha would laugh at your little cosmo quiz.

Oh blah blah blah....he's just a mod-bully who can't handle a bit of power.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

This board is full of keyboard pussies. There are a few true warriors here but very few. The left is a complete joke and many on the right hide behind their "values"

 

[Unkotare]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

21) Are you so fucking insecure that you need to post some stupid quiz in search of affirmation?

 

[boedicca]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

21) Are you so fucking insecure that you need to post some stupid quiz in search of affirmation?

* sigh *

My sig is more and more accurately applied to USMB as each day passes.

 

[Moonglow]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

Wow man, Jesus Christ would have failed the test and been found to be a liberal beta male, bummer for you conservaturds...

 

[Moonglow]

Being an alpha male I would like to know what the fuck difference does it make?

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

21) Are you so fucking insecure that you need to post some stupid quiz in search of affirmation?

* sigh *

My sig is more and more accurately applied to USMB as each day passes.

Just ignore shitsonselfforfun, hes an idiot

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

21) Are you so fucking insecure that you need to post some stupid quiz in search of affirmation?

 

[boedicca]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

21) Are you so fucking insecure that you need to post some stupid quiz in search of affirmation?

* sigh *

My sig is more and more accurately applied to USMB as each day passes.

Just ignore shitsonselfforfun, hes an idiot

Sturgeon's Law: 90% of everything is crap.

 

[norwegen]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

Wow man, Jesus Christ would have failed the test and been found to be a liberal beta male, bummer for you conservaturds...

So, to fail this quiz is to be a liberal, eh.

Whatever you say.

 

[norwegen]

As for me, I passed this quiz, and then stopped at the next urine test.

 

[Moonglow]

I have a theory that Prog-Lib males are predominantly Betas, while Alphas are generally Conservative or Libertarian. So USMB Male Folk, are you an Alph or a Beta? Here is the quiz?


1) Are you more of a leader or a follower? Have you taken a group of people somewhere, even if it’s out to dinner? Are there people looking to you when it’s time to make a decision?

A) Leader

B) Follower

2) Do you prefer to let other people make choices for you? Do you have trouble making decisions? Would you feel uncomfortable making a decision that could have big consequences for your life?

A) No

B) Yes

3) Have you ever owned your own business, coached a team or at least been a manager with responsibility for multiple employees?

A) Yes

B) No

4) Have you ever been in a job where you may have to be violent or alternately make life and death decisions? Solider, cop, fireman, bouncer, UFC fighter, pro-football player, etc.?

A) Yes

B) No

5) Do you feel comfortable handling a gun?

A) Yes

B) No







6) Would friends, family members, and girlfriends generally agree that the words “manly” or “masculine” describe you?

A) Yes

B) No

7) Do you take care of yourself? In other words, you’re not a beggar, you’re not taking government or charitable assistance and you’re not sleeping in your parents’ basement?

A) Yes

B) No

8) Are you assertive? Are you comfortable with saying “no” if you don’t want to do something? Are you willing to speak up if you feel like you’re being mistreated or not getting what you deserve?

A) Yes

B) No

9) Have you ever performed in front of a crowd in your adult life? As an athlete, a musician, a speaker, a debater or anything similar?

A) Yes

B) No

10) Deep down in your gut, do you think any of these words describe you as a person? Weak, desperate, a victim, incompetent, emasculated, afraid, timid, insecure?

A) No

B) Yes





11) Are you at least 6 feet tall or alternately, do you bench 225 or squat or deadlift 315?

A) Yes

B) No

12) Do women regularly describe you as nice, sweet, and polite and a good friend?

A) No

B) Yes

13) Have you successfully negotiated a significant raise above and beyond what you would get normally, talked a creditor into cutting at least hundreds of dollars off a bill or negotiated someone down by thousands on a big purchase (not including at a car dealership)?

A) Yes

B) No

14) Do you have an active social life? Do you have a group of guys you go out and do things with? Are you someone people would call to find out what’s going on this weekend? Have you asked out multiple women in person in your adult life (assuming you didn’t get married early)?

A) Yes

B) No

15) Do you like being the center of attention and star of the show or do you prefer to fade into the background?

A) Center of attention

B) Fade into the background





16) Have you ever been “the best, ‘world class’” or at least exceptionally good at anything in your adult life where you had to compete with a significant number of talented people? Have you won a race? Been a significant contributor on a championship team? Are you a world-class chef, skateboarder, mogul or scientist?

A) Yes

B) No

17) Are you comfortable with conflict? Can you take someone you like being mad at you? Could you have someone yell at you without it ruining your night? Are you okay with talking to someone who is angry with you?

A) Yes

B) No

18) Can you handle yourself in a physical confrontation with another man? If you answer “yes,” why is that? Are you bigger and stronger than most other guys? Have you done martial arts? Have you been in a lot of fights? If the answer is just “I think I’d do great” without anything to back it up, answer “no.”

A) Yes

B) No

19) Could you fairly be described as “sensitive,” a “male feminist” or “emotional?”

A) No

B) Yes

20) Are you someone who could be trusted to “handle it”? Someone is breaking into your house and the police are 20 minutes away, your car breaks down on a deserted road or a relative just died and you need to take care of the funeral. Could you take care of it and take care of it well?

A) Yes

B) No

1-5 A answers: I see that you let your little girl fill out the questions for you.

6-10 A answers: Sorry, but you’re definitely a beta.

11-15 A answers: With a little work, you can get over the hump.

16-20 A answers: Congrats, you made the grade as an Alpha.


Are You an Alpha or a Beta Male? Take Our 20-Question Quiz and Find Out

Wow man, Jesus Christ would have failed the test and been found to be a liberal beta male, bummer for you conservaturds...

So, to fail this quiz is to be a liberal, eh.

Whatever you say.

That's what the OP claims so yes it must be true...