Two men bring a goat to pornographic store and get carjacked.

[RandomPoster]

Missouri Carjacker Took Passenger, Goat on Three-State Chase

"Brandon Kirby of Mannford, Missouri, was apprehended by authorities in Oklahoma following a three-state pursuit with human and bovid hostages.

When two men and a goat stopped at an adult video store in Missouri on Wednesday morning, only the driver went inside to browse its pornographic wares. Both the passenger and the cloven-hoofed tagalong remained in the vehicle waiting."

 

[White 6]

Missouri Carjacker Took Passenger, Goat on Three-State Chase

"Brandon Kirby of Mannford, Missouri, was apprehended by authorities in Oklahoma following a three-state pursuit with human and bovid hostages.

When two men and a goat stopped at an adult video store in Missouri on Wednesday morning, only the driver went inside to browse its pornographic wares. Both the passenger and the cloven-hoofed tagalong remained in the vehicle waiting."

Sick to think what kind of porn he was looking for. I bet he owned the goat.

 

[deannalw]

So THAT'S where my damn goat went.

I see a shotgun wedding in their future.

 

[whitehall]

It sounds like the first line of a bad joke.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

They had to be muslimes....

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I wonder what the goat would say if it knew what was going on.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

So THAT'S where my damn goat went.

I see a shotgun wedding in their future.

I was hungry!

So shoot me!!

Wait, you did mention shotgun!!!