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    Truth
    by Curly

    The race was gittin’ hot as fire, so hustlin’ out the vote,
    Politicians rode a country bus to townships most remote,
    Where standing in the city square atop a stone or stump,
    They touted all their party’s fare, ’called the other guy a chump.

    Promoting all the party lines, which spread like fresh manure,
    They called each other criminals. ’Course they themselves was pure,
    So one day as they was traveling, they crossed a railroad track,
    And a speeding train came barreling down and gave the bus a whack.

    The bus went tumbling terrible, landed burning and in shreds,
    A farmer investigated, and there was lots of dead,
    Out there so far, t’was most remote, there wasn’t no physicians,
    So the farmer dug a giant hole and buried all them politicians.

    The sheriff drove his raig’lar route, and there he seen the wreck,
    So he stopped and asked the farmer, who ’splained how he had checked,
    Then he’d buried all the bodies, which seemed to him polite.
    “What if some was still alive? How’d you know that you was right?”

    “Well, I asked ‘em all,” the farmer said, “every single one.”
    “Nobody answered?” the sheriff asked, “So you knowed that they was done?”
    “Well, some of ’em said they wasn’t dead,” the farmer’s grin was wry,
    “But I knowed better, so I buried ’em. You know – them politicians lie.”
     
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    actsnoblemartin I love Andrea & April

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    you got a point?

    I can make poems too
     
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    I did not write it, but I liked it.

    Point = politicians lie, no matter which party. To believe that Bush or H. Clinton is a savior of Democracy or any of the crap they claim is being naive.

    Are there some politicians worth while? Yes. So far on the national scene there are two, one Republican and one Democrat.

    http://www.house.gov/paul/
    http://mikegravel.us/about.htm

    I believe if the two team up as a gesture to heal the nation it would be good for the United States. They could flip a coin for the top spot as far as I care.

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    Brilliant, absolutely brilliant paul. Nice job!. :).
     
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    Glad to see you put this in the humor section

    You and this crap is a joke
     
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    What's not a joke is that all politicians lie, and most people tend to vote for the ones that tell the lies they most want to hear.
     
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    Very true!

    I do believe Ron Paul and Gravel are men of substance and worthy of the highest office.

    http://www.house.gov/paul/
    http://www.gravel2008.us/
     
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