Trump farted today

[Moonglow]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

It was a bicycle tire with a leak..

 

[Fueri]

borscht will do that.

i'm sure the lefties will see that as yet more evidence of Roooshins up Trump's ass.....

 

[Rambunctious]

Call CNN!!!!!!

 

[Iceweasel]

CIA report just released: Evidence of WMD a slam dunk.

 

[Lakhota]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

The sulfur stench must have been deadly.

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[RodISHI]

Why to you &%#$@^#@!* always lie about Trump? Prove he farted or shut up. is there video? Is there a marked stain where it happened? Where is the proof!

Racist!

Deplorable

He is deplorable.... not positive about the racist part unless it includes grocery people.

 

[Rambunctious]

He is deplorable...

 

[Iceweasel]

Kellyanne just ordered one of these from Amazon.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

It was a bicycle tire with a leak..

The quiet, stinky one.

 

[TheDude]

I don't care what anybody says, that is nice looking!

FKN-A right she is. She's prime stock.

 

[JoeMoma]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

I had an old dog that would fart. Usually smelled much worse than human farts.

 

[TheDude]

LOOL My husbands contribution to the thread:

"Was it YUGE or just bigly [big league]?"

The obnoxious blubbering type at inconsistent intervals. You know what that means.

 

[TheDude]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

I had an old dog that would fart. Usually smelled much worse than human farts.

My buddy has an album called Eat at Joe's

 

[EverCurious]

Is it anything like "snow farts" - all blow? ~snickers~

 

[JoeMoma]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

I had an old dog that would fart. Usually smelled much worse than human farts.

My buddy has an album called Eat at Joe's

Joe's is famous.

 

[JoeMoma]

Is it anything like "snow farts" - all blow? ~snickers~

That's just wrong, lol!

 

[EverCurious]

Pfft, that's just funny as fuck hahahaha

I had a buddy named Swillbie (You know it's gonna be bad already right?) he was constantly drinking/drunk. One day he decided to light a fart ~falls out of her chair laughing at the memory~ so he rips a fireball, swear to God it rose 5 foot, then his pants started on fire and burnt the shit out of his ass and ... "treasures." We end up in the ER, and as if that wasn't bad enough, the doctors (as if to punish him - religious folks) pumped his stomach out into a honey pot buhahahaha

All he had to say after getting out of the hospital (and sober) was holy fuck I'm gonna shave from now on ~dies~

 

[norwegen]

Not just any fart, it was sensed by everyone around him in audio and olfactics. Apparently he didn't even apologize, and may have gestured it was the dog.

Trump is an evil man and must be stopped before we're in full Gestapo.

Everyone around him? Actually, the sound of a fart can travel many meters.

I discovered that in an airplane one day.

 

[Dschrute3]

Ha yeah, the Trump-Hater loons sure are obsessed. They're hangin on his every word... and fart.