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Unhinged Trump Threatens More Violence By Promising
To Trigger A 'Landslide' On Election Day
To Trigger A 'Landslide' On Election Day
Unhinged Trump Threatens More Violence By Promising To Trigger A 'Landslide' On Election Day
VANDALIA, OH — In another unhinged moment, former president Donald Trump vowed to supporters that he would trigger a "landslide" on election day.
babylonbee.com
VANDALIA, OH — In another unhinged moment, former president Donald Trump vowed to supporters that he would trigger a "landslide" on election day.
Being the movement downslope of a mass of earth and rock, landslides have been known to kill people and cause massive property damage to communities around the country every year. This is the first time a former president has threatened to trigger one on election day if the election doesn't go the way he thinks it should.
"Landslides kill 25-50 people in the United States every year on average either from falling rocks, debris flows, or collapsing buildings," said a spokesman for The United States Geological Survey, Dr. Ned Jones.
When asked how the former President might go about triggering one of these horrible landslides, The United States Geological Survey could not comment but reminded people to move to a second story in buildings whenever possible and to avoid river valleys and other low areas.
"It is very important that you stay out of the path of an incoming landslide triggered by Donald Trump and if you can't get away you must curl into a ball to try to protect your head," reiterated Dr. Jones.
Commentary:
It was hilarious to hear the extended montage of the MSM talking about “bloodbaths”. When Dems endlessly describe impending economic or electoral “bloodbaths” it’s just fine, but when Trump, ONE TIME, describes what might happen to the Detroit auto industry, it’s a sign that Trump is going to kill everyone who doesn’t vote for him.
I can’t stand the insanity of it all.
Just love the fact that the Bee can mug the Media at their own game.
They claim that gems come from the mouths of children... Today we have the Babylon Bee hurling Gems of truth at the Media and Neo-Marxists.
