Trump declares Constitution invalid because it was signed by DEAD PEOPLE!

[DrLove]

DALTON, GEORGIA (The Borowitz Report)—Advancing a new conspiracy theory during a rally on Monday, Donald J. Trump claimed that the United States Constitution is invalid because it was signed by dead people.​

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“All we’re hearing is, the Constitution this and the Constitution that,” Trump said. “I’m telling you, as sure as you’re sitting there, that every person who signed that piece of paper is dead.”​

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Trump said that he had his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani investigate the signatories to the Constitution, “and he found a scandal bigger than Hunter Biden’s laptop.”​

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“Their signatures do not match the signatures of any living person,” he said. “Not only are these people dead, but they have been dead for a long, long time. This should never have been allowed to happen.”​

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In addition to questioning the legitimacy of the dead people’s signatures, Trump claimed that Alexander Hamilton’s “should be thrown out twice.”​

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“First of all, he’s dead, and second, he wasn’t born here,” he claimed.​

Trump Claims Constitution Invalid Because It Was Signed by Dead People

Trump said that he had his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani investigate the signatories to the Constitution, “and he found a scandal bigger than Hunter Biden’s laptop.”

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[pknopp]

“I’m telling you, as sure as you’re sitting there, that every person who signed that piece of paper is dead.”

One does have to give him credit for a rare occasion where he would be right.

 

[Mac1958]

Not easy to satirize Trump. He could have said this, and the Trumpsters would be on board.

 

[DrLove]

“I’m telling you, as sure as you’re sitting there, that every person who signed that piece of paper is dead.”

One does have to give him credit for a rare occasion where he would be right.

Don't ya love those rare occasions?

 

[DrLove]

Not easy to satirize Trump. He could have said this, and the Trumpsters would be on board.

Onboard lock/ Stock/ Fishing lures/ Chum bucket and ALL!!

 

[protectionist]

What a moronic thread. Obviously, Trump was satirizing in connection with the many signatures on ballots of what turned out to be dead people. Liberals will say anything, hoping low intellect people will follow them.

 

[Meathead]

DALTON, GEORGIA (The Borowitz Report)—Advancing a new conspiracy theory during a rally on Monday, Donald J. Trump claimed that the United States Constitution is invalid because it was signed by dead people.​

​

“All we’re hearing is, the Constitution this and the Constitution that,” Trump said. “I’m telling you, as sure as you’re sitting there, that every person who signed that piece of paper is dead.”​

​

Trump said that he had his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani investigate the signatories to the Constitution, “and he found a scandal bigger than Hunter Biden’s laptop.”​

​

“Their signatures do not match the signatures of any living person,” he said. “Not only are these people dead, but they have been dead for a long, long time. This should never have been allowed to happen.”​

​

In addition to questioning the legitimacy of the dead people’s signatures, Trump claimed that Alexander Hamilton’s “should be thrown out twice.”​

​

“First of all, he’s dead, and second, he wasn’t born here,” he claimed.​

Trump Claims Constitution Invalid Because It Was Signed by Dead People

Trump said that he had his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani investigate the signatories to the Constitution, “and he found a scandal bigger than Hunter Biden’s laptop.”

www.newyorker.com

You mean the same people who elected Biden?

 

[DrLove]

You mean the same people who elected Biden?

Nope - But thank you for conceding this election -
Democracy works - Give it a try sometime!

 

[Lysistrata]

Several republican clairvoyants have signed affidavits that they saw many dead people voting. These dead people had a definite advantage inasmuch as they did not have to wait in line.

 

[DrLove]

Several republican clairvoyants have signed affidavits that they saw many dead people voting. These dead people had a definite advantage inasmuch as they did not have to wait in line.

That was good Lysi!

Affidavit from Dick Lickspittle: "I saw Hugo Chavez driving a forklift and dropping off thousands of ballots for Ossoff and Warnock from dead people!"

 

[Lysistrata]

Several republican clairvoyants have signed affidavits that they saw many dead people voting. These dead people had a definite advantage inasmuch as they did not have to wait in line.

That was good Lysi!

Affidavit from Dick Lickspittle: "I saw Hugo Chavez driving a forklift and dropping off thousands of ballots for Ossoff and Warnock from dead people!"

Republicans have to be very watchful of Democrats smuggling in ectoplasm into the polls. Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!

 

[surada]

DALTON, GEORGIA (The Borowitz Report)—Advancing a new conspiracy theory during a rally on Monday, Donald J. Trump claimed that the United States Constitution is invalid because it was signed by dead people.​

​

“All we’re hearing is, the Constitution this and the Constitution that,” Trump said. “I’m telling you, as sure as you’re sitting there, that every person who signed that piece of paper is dead.”​

​

Trump said that he had his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani investigate the signatories to the Constitution, “and he found a scandal bigger than Hunter Biden’s laptop.”​

​

“Their signatures do not match the signatures of any living person,” he said. “Not only are these people dead, but they have been dead for a long, long time. This should never have been allowed to happen.”​

​

In addition to questioning the legitimacy of the dead people’s signatures, Trump claimed that Alexander Hamilton’s “should be thrown out twice.”​

​

“First of all, he’s dead, and second, he wasn’t born here,” he claimed.​

Trump Claims Constitution Invalid Because It Was Signed by Dead People

Trump said that he had his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani investigate the signatories to the Constitution, “and he found a scandal bigger than Hunter Biden’s laptop.”

www.newyorker.com

Oh dear, I'm laughing my Ossoff.

 

[Crepitus]

Not easy to satirize Trump. He could have said this, and the Trumpsters would be on board.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Communist democrats claim that the Constitution is invalid because it was written by dead WHITE men.

From the Great-Man Theory to Dead-White-Male-Criticism Theory | National Review

When Americans over the age of, let us say, 45 look at any of the iconic paintings of America’s Founders — the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the signing of the Constitution, George Wa…

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