I listen to a national news service on radio every morning. They give traffic reports in each of our major cities (there aren't many of them so the report only takes a couple of minutes). But I crack up every time I hear the traffic bloke warning motorists in the suburbs about a kangaroo on the lose and to be careful in case they prang it. A report just a minute ago warned motorists in my city about a roo bouncing around in a district about 7 or 8 kilometres from the downtown district. I'd better get my boots on now, find my hat, got to wander outside and catch the horse and hop in the saddle and head off to work. I won't be bringing the cattle dog today, I'm giving him the day off, besides he keeps chasing those roos bouncing around the place and gets fatigued. Oh and the dust....dreadful....might have to pop into the pub on the way to work for a few.