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A topless woman who was masturbating in a hotel parking lot is facing a weapons charge after Illinois cops investigating her auto eroticism discovered a loaded pistol in her vehicle.
A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. After initially claiming that she was changing clothes, Myers admitted to pleasuring herself in the vehicle, according to police.
That admission may have been prompted by a police officers discovery of what an officer described as adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.
In addition to copping to the vehicular masturbation, Myers told cops that that there was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, a weapon for which she did not have a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card. Myers, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.
It appears that Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, had repaired to her 2002 Chrysler van for some alone time.
What the? Here's my ONLY question. Were the three kids home alone while mom fucked herself?
What the? Here's my ONLY question. Were the three kids home alone while mom fucked herself?
no...they were in the hotel room watching porn....
I'm not sure where to start with this one...
Topless Woman Masturbating In Van Arrested On Gun Charge | The Smoking Gun
A topless woman who was masturbating in a hotel parking lot is facing a weapons charge after Illinois cops investigating her auto eroticism discovered a loaded pistol in her vehicle.
A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. After initially claiming that she was changing clothes, Myers admitted to pleasuring herself in the vehicle, according to police.
That admission may have been prompted by a police officer’s discovery of what an officer described as “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.”
In addition to copping to the vehicular masturbation, Myers told cops that that there was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, a weapon for which she did not have a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card. Myers, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.
It appears that Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, had repaired to her 2002 Chrysler van for some alone time.
Are you telling me you can't have a loaded weapon in your vehicle in Illinois?
I'll never go back there again. If my wife wants to see her family she will have to go alone.
Are you telling me you can't have a loaded weapon in your vehicle in Illinois?
I'll never go back there again. If my wife wants to see her family she will have to go alone.
And if you do have a loaded weapon, make sure you keep your discharges to yourself.
Are you telling me you can't have a loaded weapon in your vehicle in Illinois?
I'll never go back there again. If my wife wants to see her family she will have to go alone.
And if you do have a loaded weapon, make sure you keep your discharges to yourself.
I'm not sure where to start with this one...
Topless Woman Masturbating In Van Arrested On Gun Charge | The Smoking Gun
A topless woman who was masturbating in a hotel parking lot is facing a weapons charge after Illinois cops investigating her auto eroticism discovered a loaded pistol in her vehicle.
A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. After initially claiming that she was changing clothes, Myers admitted to pleasuring herself in the vehicle, according to police.
That admission may have been prompted by a police officers discovery of what an officer described as adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.
In addition to copping to the vehicular masturbation, Myers told cops that that there was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, a weapon for which she did not have a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card. Myers, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.
It appears that Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, had repaired to her 2002 Chrysler van for some alone time.
I'm not sure where to start with this one...
Topless Woman Masturbating In Van Arrested On Gun Charge | The Smoking Gun
A topless woman who was masturbating in a hotel parking lot is facing a weapons charge after Illinois cops investigating her auto eroticism discovered a loaded pistol in her vehicle.
A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. After initially claiming that she was changing clothes, Myers admitted to pleasuring herself in the vehicle, according to police.
That admission may have been prompted by a police officers discovery of what an officer described as adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.
In addition to copping to the vehicular masturbation, Myers told cops that that there was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, a weapon for which she did not have a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card. Myers, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.
It appears that Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, had repaired to her 2002 Chrysler van for some alone time.
Hell, if she want to get "pleasured" all she has to do is go to the airport.
What kind of shit is that???a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card
What kind of shit is that???a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card
The FDLE, here in Florida, isn't even allowed to keep your background check info for more than 24 hours after approval/denial of your purchase....much less having to register your weapons.What kind of shit is that???a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card
New York is much worse.
I'm not sure where to start with this one...
Topless Woman Masturbating In Van Arrested On Gun Charge | The Smoking Gun
A topless woman who was masturbating in a hotel parking lot is facing a weapons charge after Illinois cops investigating her auto eroticism discovered a loaded pistol in her vehicle.
A Naperville cop responding to an unrelated call spotted Vikki Myers, 44, in a van outside the Red Roof Inn. After initially claiming that she was changing clothes, Myers admitted to pleasuring herself in the vehicle, according to police.
That admission may have been prompted by a police officers discovery of what an officer described as adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.
In addition to copping to the vehicular masturbation, Myers told cops that that there was a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer handgun in the car, a weapon for which she did not have a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card. Myers, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.
It appears that Myers, who was staying at the hotel with her three children, had repaired to her 2002 Chrysler van for some alone time.
