Today's joke

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2014-6-7
I heard two girls chatting in the bus today.
A: How's the relationship between Wang and the boyfriend?
B: Let's not talk about it. They're over ... The boyfriend sobbed out their broken relationship a couple of days to me.
(A showed up a regretful face.)
B continued: The boyfriend was so sorrowful, but he rejected bursting into tears.
A praised: Such a man.
B: Yes. He said that he couldn't cry, because his mascara cream was not waterproof.

 

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Confucius say, "Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day".

He opposed to obtain ill-gotten wealth.

 

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2014-6-11
One of my friends, whose pay day is at the beginning of every month, is living in a small apartment alone with a dog. He told me this morning, "What I eat is what my dog eats at the beginning of every month; or otherwise at the end of every month."

 

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July 28, 2014
Felt blue one day, so I decided to see a psychologist.
But I healed by myself after consulted the price.