This is just weird...

[HereWeGoAgain]

Went out to the lake this weekend to enjoy the first cool front in Houston.
We started plinking with the pellet rifles(start of the bow season and didnt want to disturb the game with the good stuff)and I hit a beer can lying on it's side....it spun and stood up.
About five minutes later a large pine cone fell out of a tree in front of us,hit the ground and spun up and sat up on it's end.
Got home on Sunday and tossed the hand lotion up on the second shelf of my work bench after using it...no not for fapping....used some solvent to clean some parts that dried the shit out of my hands....and yes it hit on it's side,spun and stood up.

I should play the numbers tomorrow...

 

[Hossfly]

Went out to the lake this weekend to enjoy the first cool front in Houston.
We started plinking with the pellet rifles(start of the bow season and didnt want to disturb the game with the good stuff)and I hit a beer can lying on it's side....it spun and stood up.
About five minutes later a large pine cone fell out of a tree in front of us,hit the ground and spun up and sat up on it's end.
Got home on Sunday and tossed the hand lotion up on the second shelf of my work bench after using it...no not for fapping....used some solvent to clean some parts that dried the shit out of my hands....and yes it hit on it's side,spun and stood up.

I should play the numbers tomorrow...

Got any extra hand lotion? Send me some.

 

[Mr. H.]

Brool cory, sto.

 

[Fudge Packer]

...tossed the hand lotion up on the second shelf of my work bench after using it...no not for fapping....and yes it hit on it's side,spun and stood up.

Yeah sure, not for beating your meat. What else stood up while you were using your lotion?

This story has Freud written all over it.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Almost 50 in the Hill Country this morning.

It was lovely.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Almost 50 in the Hill Country this morning.

It was lovely.

53 as a low and a high of 80 in the piney East woods with about a ten mile an hour north breeze.
Never broke a sweat.

 

[JakeStarkey]

Almost 50 in the Hill Country this morning.

It was lovely.

53 as a low and a high of 80 in the piney East woods with about a ten mile an hour north breeze.
Never broke a sweat.

I remember days like that in Carthage and Nacogdoches. They were wonderful.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

...tossed the hand lotion up on the second shelf of my work bench after using it...no not for fapping....and yes it hit on it's side,spun and stood up.

Yeah sure, not for beating your meat. What else stood up while you were using your lotion?

This story has Freud written all over it.

It stood up soon after you started your fluffing duties.
And thanks by the way...the Ten Inch smile porno was a huge success due to your efforts.
Keep it up and you should expect another type raise.....

 

[Fudge Packer]

...tossed the hand lotion up on the second shelf of my work bench after using it...no not for fapping....and yes it hit on it's side,spun and stood up.

Yeah sure, not for beating your meat. What else stood up while you were using your lotion?

This story has Freud written all over it.

It stood up soon after you started your fluffing duties.
And thanks by the way...the Ten Inch smile porno was a huge success due to your efforts.
Keep it up and you should expect another type raise.....

Glad I could help. Bring you boyfriend next time for a 3 way!

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Went out to the lake this weekend to enjoy the first cool front in Houston.
We started plinking with the pellet rifles(start of the bow season and didnt want to disturb the game with the good stuff)and I hit a beer can lying on it's side....it spun and stood up.
About five minutes later a large pine cone fell out of a tree in front of us,hit the ground and spun up and sat up on it's end.
Got home on Sunday and tossed the hand lotion up on the second shelf of my work bench after using it...no not for fapping....used some solvent to clean some parts that dried the shit out of my hands....and yes it hit on it's side,spun and stood up.

I should play the numbers tomorrow...

There was a Twilight Zone episode like that, involving a quarter. I don't recall if it ended well.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Almost 50 in the Hill Country this morning.

It was lovely.

53 as a low and a high of 80 in the piney East woods with about a ten mile an hour north breeze.
Never broke a sweat.

I remember days like that in Carthage and Nacogdoches. They were wonderful.

On the other hand the last place you want to be is in the piney woods when it's 95.
Thats a special kind of heat that sucks the life right out of you.

But it was pure gold this weekend.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

...tossed the hand lotion up on the second shelf of my work bench after using it...no not for fapping....and yes it hit on it's side,spun and stood up.

Yeah sure, not for beating your meat. What else stood up while you were using your lotion?

This story has Freud written all over it.

It stood up soon after you started your fluffing duties.
And thanks by the way...the Ten Inch smile porno was a huge success due to your efforts.
Keep it up and you should expect another type raise.....

Glad I could help. Bring you boyfriend next time for a 3 way!

So your telling me you want my wife to wear a strap on?
Not sure I can talk her into it...oh wait..if you're a democrat and you let her pick the size she said she'd do it.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Went out to the lake this weekend to enjoy the first cool front in Houston.
We started plinking with the pellet rifles(start of the bow season and didnt want to disturb the game with the good stuff)and I hit a beer can lying on it's side....it spun and stood up.
About five minutes later a large pine cone fell out of a tree in front of us,hit the ground and spun up and sat up on it's end.
Got home on Sunday and tossed the hand lotion up on the second shelf of my work bench after using it...no not for fapping....used some solvent to clean some parts that dried the shit out of my hands....and yes it hit on it's side,spun and stood up.

I should play the numbers tomorrow...

Gravitational annomoly. Star probably passed by our solar system lining up gravitational effects just right...

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I heard the twilight zone theme song in my head after the last weird event.

 

[Fudge Packer]

So your telling me you want my wife to wear a strap on?

Now you're talkin'! You and your boyfriend can wear one too.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

So your telling me you want my wife to wear a strap on?

Now you're talkin'! You and your boyfriend can wear one too.

You should really stop....
Your script writer is screwing you no matter what you're paying him.

 

[Fudge Packer]

You should really stop....
Your script writer is screwing you no matter what you're paying him.

You think there is enough here for pay? Man, you really are easy.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

You should really stop....
Your script writer is screwing you no matter what you're paying him.

You think there is enough here for pay? Man, you really are easy.

Of course not. When you took the fluffer job for free .......

 

[Fudge Packer]

Of course not. When you took the fluffer job for free .......

Well you're the one who said this is a script for pay.

BTW what is a fluffer? If I'm going to be in the business, then I should at least know the terminology.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Of course not. When you took the fluffer job for free .......

Well you're the one who said this is a script for pay.

BTW what is a fluffer? If I'm going to be in the business, then I should at least know the terminology.

So you're a rookie fluffer?