The USMB Bar and Grill

[Big Black Dog]

One public service announcement. There are three designated drivers here tonight. Sandy, Gail and Mary. If you have too many and need a ride home just ask one of the ladies. They will be sitting at the table by the door drinking cokes. I would rather give you a free ride home than to spend my hard earned money on buying you flowers and dragging my ass up to the hospital to sign your casts or whatever. Seriously, if you get to much by all means, ask for a free ride.

 

[AquaAthena]

Hey Count, I am here late for my date with Dude. Is he still here? Maybe in the washroom? Maybe not? We were going to have drinks....

 

[xotoxi]

One public service announcement. There are three designated drivers here tonight. Sandy, Gail and Mary. If you have too many and need a ride home just ask one of the ladies. They will be sitting at the table by the door drinking cokes. I would rather give you a free ride home than to spend my hard earned money on buying you flowers and dragging my ass up to the hospital to sign your casts or whatever. Seriously, if you get to much by all means, ask for a free ride.

I would like a ride over to my bed. It's all the way on the other side of the room.

 

[xotoxi]

One public service announcement. There are three designated drivers here tonight. Sandy, Gail and Mary. If you have too many and need a ride home just ask one of the ladies. They will be sitting at the table by the door drinking cokes. I would rather give you a free ride home than to spend my hard earned money on buying you flowers and dragging my ass up to the hospital to sign your casts or whatever. Seriously, if you get to much by all means, ask for a free ride.

I would like a ride over to my bed. It's all the way on the other side of the room.

But first, I'd like one of your ladies help me take a leak.

When it comes to urinating, I take a "hands off approach". So either Sandy, Gail, or Mary can aim me...or they can mop up.

 

[masquerade]

Hey ... is this place open for a liquid lunch?

 

[Sherry]

Hey ... is this place open for a liquid lunch?

If I drank on an empty stomach, I would slide right under the table.

 

[masquerade]

Hey ... is this place open for a liquid lunch?

If I drank on an empty stomach, I would slide right under the table.

Yeah? Me too.
Okay ... I guess I could order some appetizers first. If the Count had some bowls of peanuts out on the bar, I could be muchin' on those.

 

[Ringel05]

Considering it's the USMB we're talkin' about, this would be more appropriate.

 

[masquerade]

Hey Ringel!
Will you join me at the bar?
You can keep that menu to yourself though ... ( gag ). I'll stick to the nuts.

 

[Sherry]

This would work for me.

 

[Ringel05]

Hey Ringel!
Will you join me at the bar?
You can keep that menu to yourself though ... ( gag ). I'll stick to the nuts.

Given enough time, yup.

 

[masquerade]

This would work for me.

MMMmmmmmm ... me too! Make it a double order please!

 

[masquerade]

Hey Ringel!
Will you join me at the bar?
You can keep that menu to yourself though ... ( gag ). I'll stick to the nuts.

Given enough time, yup.

You do not disappoint.

 

[Ringel05]

Hey Ringel!
Will you join me at the bar?
You can keep that menu to yourself though ... ( gag ). I'll stick to the nuts.

Given enough time, yup.

You do not disappoint.

What do mean?
(predicktability is a male trait.)