The USMB Bar and Grill

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    We have a USMB Coffee Shop and it's a dandy place. Now, I think we should have a USMB Bar and Grill. You can get an adult drink if you wish, or just plain soda. Also the food in this joint is great. My personal favorite is the fried mushrooms and the opportunity to wash them down with an ice cold Bud in the bottle. So, come on in if you have the desire. Tonight because it's the grand opening, the drinks are on me! I'll kick this show off. Who thinks Mother-in-Laws are the greatest thing since sliced bread? Not me. Mine is dead but even still, I have memories... Let's just say I heard "Mama said so." enough times before her death.
     
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    ... sliding up onto a bar stool ...

    Evenin' Count.
    How's about mixing me a drink?
     
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    Anything you like, Pretty Lady. You smell great tonight. What is that perfume? You smell like that everywhere? What'll you have to drink? Hungry? How about a bite to eat. Right now, I'm eating crow. Also chewing on both of my feet that I have stuck in my mouth.:lol:
     
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    Cadillac Margarita Count...No salt...

    Its been a long day..Free pool tonight?
     
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    Pool table is always free. There's a can you can drop a quarter in once in a while to help pay for the chalk if you wish. If not, no big deal.
     
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    Wow! So many questions, so much to choose from, so little time. I can only treat myself and you, to one quick drink this evening then I must be off. You know I spend my nights fighting crime and I can't be doing that with a buzz.

    Until then ...
     
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    Mind if I spark one up?

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    The crime here is that you aren't sticking around until closing time. I could drive you home, well - you've heard this sort of thing before I'm sure. Please, come back when you have all the bad guys behind bars and I'll let you search me.
     
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    No problem at all, Dude. You can smoke anything in here you feel brave enough to smoke. How about a free drink or two on the house?
     
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    Single malt...Ice...Put 'em in a glass. :)
     

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