The Stock Market Loves Joe Biden

[g5000]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

 

[OldLady]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

Well, to market investors, anything would be better than a socialist, wouldn't it?

 

[Nostra]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

Desperate to deflect from your last prediction thread, I see.

 

[g5000]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

Well, to market investors, anything would be better than a socialist, wouldn't it?

Trump and his Hive Mind™ have tried to paint Biden as Socialist Lite. The stock market has put the lie to that horseshit.

 

[BuckToothMoron]

That could literally be the absolute dumbest conclusion I have ever read. People who employ partisan politics in investing decisions will ALWAYS loose money. I am guessing you’ll be dead ass broke before the conventions roll around.

 

[Auld Phart]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

and you know the increase is because of Joe because...?

 

[g5000]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

and you know the increase is because of Joe because...?

Read the post, dipshit. The surge began as the results of the Super Tuesday primaries began rolling in.

Futures surge after Biden's resurgence in Democratic primaries

You're welcome.

 

[g5000]

From the previous link:

S&P 500 e-minis EScv1 were up 72.25 points, or 2.41% and Nasdaq 100 e-minis NQcv1 were also up 206.75 points, or 2.41%.

“This is music to Wall Street’s ears, who have less to fear from Biden’s centrist policies than Sanders’ socialist agenda,” Raffi Boyadjian, senior investment analyst at XM, wrote in a note.

Shares of health insurers UnitedHealth Group Inc (UNH.N), Centene Corp (CNC.N), Humana Inc (HUM.N) and Cigna Corp (CI.N) surged between 4.6% and 9.2% in premarket trading.

 

[Auld Phart]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

and you know the increase is because of Joe because...?

Read the post, dipshit. The surge began as the results of the Super Tuesday primaries began rolling in.

Futures surge after Biden's resurgence in Democratic primaries

You're welcome.

I read the post.

thanks for finally giving a link.

 

[Rocko]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

Everyone I know on wall st wants Trump.

 

[MarathonMike]

Both Bernie and Biden have serious issues. If Biden gets the nod, many Bernie supporters will stay home on election day. If Bernie gets the nod, his dedication to Socialism and admiration for Communism will be fully explored.

 

[kyzr]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

and you know the increase is because of Joe because...?

Read the post, dipshit. The surge began as the results of the Super Tuesday primaries began rolling in.

Futures surge after Biden's resurgence in Democratic primaries

You're welcome.

The Wall Street crowd finally has a "globalist" in the fight.
Watch Bloomberg throw a few $billion Joe's way just to burn Trump.
Hunter Biden and his crew will be making $billions in China again...

 

[imawhosure]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

and you know the increase is because of Joe because...?

Because he is Borg, lol! He has a collective mind, you WILL be assimilated-)

Remember, he knew the market was going to crash on Monday when it went up over a 1000.

Now the GREAT KARNAK is telling you why the market went up today. The only question is------->is anyone dumb enough to believe his prognostications, with his horrendous track record!

 

[Ken Mac]

And once again I am astonished that someone can come up with a thread title that is the dumbest of them all.

 

[Fang]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

This is perhaps one of the most laughable posts I've ever seen here. Thanks!!

 

[tyroneweaver]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

Well, to market investors, anything would be better than a socialist, wouldn't it?

Trump and his Hive Mind™ have tried to paint Biden as Socialist Lite. The stock market has put the lie to that horseshit.

Gutless joe wants my AR15, he's to gutless to come and get it himeself so he's going to appoint a czar to come and get it.
Molon Labe

 

[Siete]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

and you know the increase is because of Joe because...?

Because he is Borg, lol! He has a collective mind, you WILL be assimilated-)

Remember, he knew the market was going to crash on Monday when it went up over a 1000.

Now the GREAT KARNAK is telling you why the market went up today. The only question is------->is anyone dumb enough to believe his prognostications, with his horrendous track record!

having been in a collective the last 4 years, you should know -

 

[g5000]

And the market opens 700 points up!

Trump better get on the horn and ask another country to help him rig the election.

 

[Maxdeath]

It went up because Bernie did not do well. Did not matter who came out on top just as long as it was not Bernie. But you want to paint it as a Biden win, I guess you need the little thing to brighten your day.

 

[g5000]

As news of Joe Biden's success began rolling in last night, Dow futures began surging.

A half hour before the opening bell, they are up 530 points! Thanks Joe!

Trump had good reason to be scared shitless of Biden.

This is perhaps one of the most laughable posts I've ever seen here. Thanks!!

US STOCKS-Wall St futures jump after Biden's Super Tuesday surge

Idiot.