The Magic Sandals

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    The Magic Sandals







    This married couple was on holiday in
    India. They were touring around the
    marketplace looking at the goods and
    such, when they passed this small sandal
    shop. From inside they heard a man
    with an Indian accent say,
    "You foreigners! Come in...
    Come into my humble shop."







    So the married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them,
    "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in.
    They make you wild at sex like great desert camel."



    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after
    what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
    need them, being the sex god he was.







    The husband asked the man,
    "How could sandals make
    you into a sex freak?"






    The Indian man replied, "Just try them on, Saiheeb."



    Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally
    gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet,
    he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen
    in many years!!



    In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Indian man, bent
    him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his
    own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Indian's thighs.



    The Indian then began screaming,
    "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!
     
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