Hunting Joke

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    Ole and Sven were returning from a very successful hunt and were having thier bag checked at the warden staion.The warden first looked at the deer."Nice buck--shot right between the eyes. Who's the good shot?'
    Sven says " That would be Ole". The warden then inspects the elk. " A trophy ! Again shot right between the eyes. Who bagged this one?" Sven says "That would be Ole again." The warden then looks at the bear. " Another nice bag and AGAIN shot bewteen the eyes. Wait-there are gunshot holes in both paws too. What happened here?" Sven replied " Well, when Ole hit him with the spotlight, the bear tried to cover his face with his hands".
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    good one!
     

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