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The Joke I always hear about Marriage
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Marion Morrison
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NO SEX
The anchor guy joked this morning about him and his cohost saying they are like a marriage couple
"they annoy each and no sex"
So a man doesn't have sex that often once he gets married?
Probably not after the first few years, for most people.
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the sex life of marriage
Newlyweds---sex in any room available
married 5 years---bedroom sex, (only have sex in the bedroom)
married 15 years--hallway sex (when you pass each other in the hallway , "fuck you")
Newlyweds---sex in any room available
married 5 years---bedroom sex, (only have sex in the bedroom)
married 15 years--hallway sex (when you pass each other in the hallway , "fuck you")
fbj
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NO SEX
The anchor guy joked this morning about him and his cohost saying they are like a marriage couple
"they annoy each and no sex"
So a man doesn't have sex that often once he gets married?
Probably not after the first few years, for most people.
why???
Wolf breath.NO SEX
The anchor guy joked this morning about him and his cohost saying they are like a marriage couple
"they annoy each and no sex"
So a man doesn't have sex that often once he gets married?
Probably not after the first few years, for most people.
why???
tycho1572
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Years, months, days of sex with the same girl is something you'll better understand after you've experienced it.NO SEX
The anchor guy joked this morning about him and his cohost saying they are like a marriage couple
"they annoy each and no sex"
So a man doesn't have sex that often once he gets married?
Probably not after the first few years, for most people.
why???
Marion Morrison
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If it's a good marriage, look forward to 2-3x a week. That's a good week with no problems.
If you're fighting, well, maybe not that much.
If you're fighting, well, maybe not that much.
Wyatt earp
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the sex life of marriage
Newlyweds---sex in any room available
married 5 years---bedroom sex, (only have sex in the bedroom)
married 15 years--hallway sex (when you pass each other in the hallway , "fuck you")
Lol.. you fuck like rabbits the first year.
Then then by the 3rd year?
Well you just have to experience it...
Bruce_T_Laney
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Marriage sounds overrated
My advice is stay single, hire a good doctor and just enjoy prostitutes.
Marriage is not for everyone.
Wyatt earp
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Marriage sounds overrated
My advice is stay single, hire a good doctor and just enjoy prostitutes.
Marriage is not for everyone.
And buy a great dog
Wyatt earp
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I came to realize in life a guy only needs just three things
1. A maid
2. A prostitute
3. A good dog to keep him warm at night by his bedside.
Just friendly advise OP..
1. A maid
2. A prostitute
3. A good dog to keep him warm at night by his bedside.
Just friendly advise OP..
Marriage sounds overrated
My advice is stay single, hire a good doctor and just enjoy prostitutes.
Marriage is not for everyone.
My nickname is TRICKY RICKY
I heard it was MR. QUICK.
Just short of the door opening..Marriage sounds overrated
My advice is stay single, hire a good doctor and just enjoy prostitutes.
Marriage is not for everyone.
My nickname is TRICKY RICKY
I heard it was MR. QUICK.
fbj
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Marriage sounds overrated
My advice is stay single, hire a good doctor and just enjoy prostitutes.
Marriage is not for everyone.
My nickname is TRICKY RICKY
I heard it was MR. QUICK.
Fucking ain't nothing but 50 Pumps, the foreplay makes seems longer
count it the next time you have sex
Depends if I am watching TV during intercourse..Marriage sounds overrated
My advice is stay single, hire a good doctor and just enjoy prostitutes.
Marriage is not for everyone.
My nickname is TRICKY RICKY
I heard it was MR. QUICK.
Fucking ain't nothing but 50 Pumps, the foreplay makes seems longer
count it the next time you have sex
Marriage sounds overrated
My advice is stay single, hire a good doctor and just enjoy prostitutes.
Marriage is not for everyone.
My nickname is TRICKY RICKY
I heard it was MR. QUICK.
Fucking ain't nothing but 50 Pumps, the foreplay makes seems longer
count it the next time you have sex
I meant you get off before you get it in. Mr Quick
Indeependent
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The intercourse scenes?Depends if I am watching TV during intercourse..Marriage sounds overrated
My advice is stay single, hire a good doctor and just enjoy prostitutes.
Marriage is not for everyone.
My nickname is TRICKY RICKY
I heard it was MR. QUICK.
Fucking ain't nothing but 50 Pumps, the foreplay makes seems longer
count it the next time you have sex
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