Terral: An alien just burst out of my chest

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    Could you help explain this to me?

    Do you think it is related to my abduction and probing?

    Will the wound in my chest where the alien munched it's way out heal? Would you recommend using an antibiotic ointment?

    The alien crawled under the sofa and it's moist, slimy skin is covered with dust bunnies. Will this cause the alien harm? Should I rinse it's skin with warm water?

    Thank you.

    Your brother in Christ,
    xotoxi
     
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    I highly recommend antibiotic ointment all around!
     
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    Good Lord! Have you seen a doctor, doctor!!!??? Doctor, what is your diagnosis of yourself? Are you sure that slimy portruding being from another planet coming out of your chest isn't just psychosomatic? Do you amoxicillin? Viocodin? I have this great online pharmacy in Belize that will get you anything you need, doctor!
     
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    I can't believe there's lego for that...
     
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    :lol: Me neither!
     
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    Xotoxi is just having womb envy. He wishes he could give birth.
     
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    Beautiful. Fitting as well.

    Robert
     
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    Why thankies, Robert_Stephens. Nice to meetcha. Have not seen you do up an intro thread yet.

    BTW, it is customary to "friend" a USMB-er nicked Dante.

    Any questions about this joint, he can answer, and that can be handy. You will prolly want to get to know him well.

    Peace out.
     
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    Is that so...? :popcorn:
     

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