Tell Morti why he looks ugly

[Mortimer]

The jaw and teeth, the morbid obesity (double chin, fat cheeks, man titts)?

Jaw surgery?

Yesterday i was at a councilling with a chirurg and i have a teeth and jaw deformation, and she said to fix that i need bracetts AND surgery.... but she said the sleep apnea will get better (i have sleep apnea, you can google that, that is breath stops when you sleep and that is quite something...

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[Yarddog]

Your'e not ugly. Your'e a guy, we're not supposed to be pretty.We are supposed to look like ogres, and nature designed us this way to scare off the wolves and the bears.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Tell Morti why he looks ugly…

Mostly just bad photography, I think.

 

[Anomalism]

The jaw and teeth, the morbid obesity (double chin, fat cheeks, man titts)?

Yes. You appear to be self-aware.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Ya gotta be be kidding me.

 

[Anomalism]

Mostly just bad photography, I think.

James Cameron couldn't make a camera love Mortimer. Lol

 

[Moonglow]

The jaw and teeth, the morbid obesity (double chin, fat cheeks, man titts)?

Jaw surgery?

Yesterday i was at a councilling with a chirurg and i have a teeth and jaw deformation, and she said to fix that i need bracetts AND surgery.... but she said the sleep apnea will get better (i have sleep apnea, you can google that, that is breath stops when you sleep and that is quite something...

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You don't need so many chins.

 

[Anomalism]

You don't need so many chins.

One is plenty in fact.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I like the smiling picture Morti because after all striving for happiness is truly what life should be all about in my opinion.

People judge, people are assholes, people don’t have your best interest in mind .. screw them

Just be the best Morti you can be, enjoy your interests and accept what is and move along laughing and enjoying your life.

Btw .. life is a lot shorter than you think..

 

[The Duke]

No.

 

[luiza]

There is just one OK picture of the four above. From that one shot you have every answer to every question that you claIm to want -- yet I have given you all of those answers and more several times before . So go and act, and stop grovelling for attention and cut out your Topic obsessions .

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Dude, get some self-confidence will ya!

Yes, you would scare the devil and you shouldn’t breed at all, but get some self-confidence for once!

I swear you need to get out and just enjoy life!

 

[braalian]

A lot of it is your weird-ass expression in most the pics

But in the second pic, where you’re drinking a beer, you look like a normal guy and not a crazy person

 

[braalian]

A lot of it is your weird-ass expression in most the pics

But in the second pic, where you’re drinking a beer, you look like a normal guy and not a crazy person

And the shirt you’re wearing in the second pic is more flattering than the stuff you usually wear.

Stop with all the weird Gypsy/racial obsession clothes and odd expressions and you’re just an average looking guy who happens to be fat

 

[luiza]

Btw .. life is a lot shorter than you think..

You agree with me that he looks only about 4 feet and 11 inches .Or is that a tall story?

 

[DudleySmith]

Do you prattle on and on abut being a Gypsy N Stuff when you meet people? That may be why you're drinking alone. If all Gypsies do that, then it's no wonder the Nazis gassed them.

 

[Lumpy 1]

You agree with me that he looks only about 4 feet and 11 inches .Or is that a tall story?

You are quite entertaining luzia, a fun read, pleased to meet you.
I’m guessing 5’ 10”-ish and amazingly resilient as well as confounding.

 

[BULLDOG]

Nobody cares how you look. They might make fun of you when you give them a chance, but that's mostly because of your constant obsession with how you look. Quit opening the door to all those remarks, and they will stop. It's like you are putting a kick me sign on your own back. You look fine. Better than some, worse than others. Let it go.

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

The jaw and teeth, the morbid obesity (double chin, fat cheeks, man titts)?

Jaw surgery?

Yesterday i was at a councilling with a chirurg and i have a teeth and jaw deformation, and she said to fix that i need bracetts AND surgery.... but she said the sleep apnea will get better (i have sleep apnea, you can google that, that is breath stops when you sleep and that is quite something...

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I've seen pictures of your younger self. You need to lose the weight