Soccer: What a Fukkin' Joke

[DGS49]

Excuse me, I suppose I should call it foot-ball, like the rest of the world does.

At highly anticipated Barcelona-Real Madrid soccer match, riot police and protesters clash outside

Here we have the most exciting foot-ball match of the season - Real Madrid vs. Barcelona - hundreds of millions watching on the telly, a hundred thousand paying customers in the stadium, a couple hundred thousand outside (doing some political stuff, but...), and was what the result?????\

0 - 0.

What other sport would TOLERATE such an important contest resulting in...NO RESULT AT ALL???

Let them use their fucking HANDS, for Christ sake! Make it a real sport!

Tangent: Am I on to something here? Maybe we Americans can call Soccer "Foot-Ball," with a hyphen, and at least we will know what we are writing about.

 

[JGalt]

Soccer...

 

[Augustine_]

I'll watch the world cup but even then it's pretty shitty.

 

[skye]

I like soccer... I just do


but i like rugby better

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Soccer...as with American football has grown very very soft.

 

[JGalt]

I'll watch the world cup but even then it's pretty shitty.

Well what can I say? Globalism is pretty shitty.

 

[Toro]

Excuse me, I suppose I should call it foot-ball, like the rest of the world does.

At highly anticipated Barcelona-Real Madrid soccer match, riot police and protesters clash outside

Here we have the most exciting foot-ball match of the season - Real Madrid vs. Barcelona - hundreds of millions watching on the telly, a hundred thousand paying customers in the stadium, a couple hundred thousand outside (doing some political stuff, but...), and was what the result?????\

0 - 0.

What other sport would TOLERATE such an important contest resulting in...NO RESULT AT ALL???

Let them use their fucking HANDS, for Christ sake! Make it a real sport!

Tangent: Am I on to something here? Maybe we Americans can call Soccer "Foot-Ball," with a hyphen, and at least we will know what we are writing about.

OK boomer.

 

[Rocko]

I’ve never watched an entire soccer match. I’ve tried a handful of times. Just too boring

 

[Yarddog]

I like soccer... I just do


but i like rugby better

This was in interesting one back in the day.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Chelsea FC

 

[TNHarley]

Soccer is more boring than baseball.
College football and hockey are the only entertaining sports.

 

[JGalt]

I like soccer... I just do


but i like rugby better

This was in interesting one back in the day.

Agreed. There's nothing more entertaining than watching a bunch of roller-skating dykes beat the crap out of each other.

 

[bodecea]

Excuse me, I suppose I should call it foot-ball, like the rest of the world does.

At highly anticipated Barcelona-Real Madrid soccer match, riot police and protesters clash outside

Here we have the most exciting foot-ball match of the season - Real Madrid vs. Barcelona - hundreds of millions watching on the telly, a hundred thousand paying customers in the stadium, a couple hundred thousand outside (doing some political stuff, but...), and was what the result?????\

0 - 0.

What other sport would TOLERATE such an important contest resulting in...NO RESULT AT ALL???

Let them use their fucking HANDS, for Christ sake! Make it a real sport!

Tangent: Am I on to something here? Maybe we Americans can call Soccer "Foot-Ball," with a hyphen, and at least we will know what we are writing about.

Don't watch it if you don't like it.

 

[rightwinger]

What makes Soccer so exciting

 

[Yarddog]

I like soccer... I just do


but i like rugby better

This was in interesting one back in the day.

Agreed. There's nothing more entertaining than watching a bunch of roller-skating dykes beat the crap out of each other.

It was pretty entertaining when I was a kid. I remember back then on Saturday mornings there wasn't anything else on. I'd love to see that become an Olympic sport. As long as they could keep the violence.

 

[JGalt]

I like soccer... I just do


but i like rugby better

This was in interesting one back in the day.

Agreed. There's nothing more entertaining than watching a bunch of roller-skating dykes beat the crap out of each other.

It was pretty entertaining when I was a kid. I remember back then on Saturday mornings there wasn't anything else on. I'd love to see that become an Olympic sport. As long as they could keep the violence.

In my world, they would be topless.

 

[Augustine_]

I'll watch the world cup but even then it's pretty shitty.

Well what can I say? Globalism is pretty shitty.

Yeah fuck free markets and the most peaceful and prosperous decades in the history of mankind

 

[rightwinger]

Soccer is the only sport where if the ball hits you in the head, nobody laughs at you

 

[L.K.Eder]

this thread: another episode of Old man yells at cloud.

 

[rightwinger]

this thread: another episode of Old man yells at cloud.

Clouds suck.....I like the sun better