Sadistic but harmless ways to mess with your pet

[Ravi]

Shaddup!

 

[Ravi]

That's fine with me. the smoking issue has so many facets, it's best to tackle each one at a time. We should also keep the thread humorous, being as this is the humor section. I even have a really bad cigarette/animal cruelty joke to offer that I heard years and years ago in a smoky barroom in South Boston during a union meeting.

"Every evening after supper a guy takes his legless dog out for a walk while he has a smoke. He and his pooch both share a drag."

I was going to rename the guy, Shorteyes, but I won't be that bad.

Hope you didn't have a long drive. I actually do drink coffee in the evening sometimes when I'm tired enough that it will only make me sleep better.

We're doing our taxes today so don't expect much coherency from me either.

Okay, we'll defer it to another day and another thread.

 

[Anguille]

Okay, we'll defer it to another day and another thread.

This thread is fine. Shogunk, Gumballs and Katharine Harris haven't crashed it yet.

 

[PpleLOSINGpower]

What does a divorce and a tornado have in common?

Either way someones gonna lose a trailer.