Sadistic but harmless ways to mess with your pet

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    Dogs - give'em a nice glob of peanut butter coated with tobasco sauce. That one's a classic and always a hoot.

    But the best one is for cats and it's really easy: Pull a sock over their head and watch them flip out like nobody's business.

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    Tape a cat's paws with scotch tape, or just two of them. Loads of fun.
     
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    Send me your names and cities so I can call the Humane Society.

    Now if ya wanna mess with something, I got just the thing...

    Put a Liberal in a round room and tell them to pee in a corner.
     
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    cats and laser pointers..hours of fun
     
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    My dog goes crazy over the laser pointer.
     
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    That was unbelievably stupid RGS.

    I mean, that joke is from the 80's, all you did was substitute it with your favorite thing to hate.

    I wish you would go away and stop posting here, you seriously fucking suck.
     
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    Ohh so you do not like my humor? To damn bad isn't it?
     
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    Paulitics walks into a bar with a duck. Bartender says " we don't serve pigs in here". Paulitics says " It is a duck". Bartender says " I was talking to the Duck."
     
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    I would call neither harmless. But sadistic definitely fits.
     
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    Lighten up please. This IS the humor forum.

    I like the laser pointer thing. Low tech a piece of string works.
     

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