RUMOR: Ayotollah Khamenei DEAD

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    Rumors are spreading around like wildfire all over the internet and according to many people who Twitter in Iran, including the infamous IRANELECTION, Ayotollah Khamenei is DEAD!

    Many will shed tears tomorrow.... tears of JOY!
     
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    If true, this is big news.
     
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    If true, this is bigger news than the "Welcome ddye" thread.
     
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    Faster, Please! » Khamenei Said to be in Coma

    This story has been floating around the net for the past day or so, but this report comes from a person who is in a position to know such things. As I know very well (having been gulled into wrongly announcing Khamenei’s death a while back), it is easy to be misled, and Khamenei has had previous medical emergencies in the past, and recovered, but the source is excellent. Nonetheless, it’s always smart to apply the Reagan Caution: Trust, but verify. I’m doing my best.
    Here is what he/she says:
    Yesterday afternoon at 2.15PM local time, Khamenei collapsed and
    was taken to his special clinic. Nobody – except his son and the
    doctors – has since been allowed to get near him.
    His official, but secret, status is: “in the hands of the gods”.
    Reportedly this collapse is natural. Many would like him to move to his
    afterlife but reportedly the collapse was not ‘externally induced’
    [no poisioning]. The few insiders who know about the collapse see
    this development “as a gift from the gods”.
    His condition had already seriously deteriorated over the last
    months, aggravated by his nervous condition due to [1] his
    inability to solve the problems created by his manipulation of the
    election results and the refusal of [a large part of] the
    population to accept this, plus [2] his loss of religious authority
    by means of the repeated condemnations of events by senior clerics
    Reportedly the principal aims of Khamenei of the last couple of
    weeks, if not months, were to ensure [1] a positive reputation as
    his legacy and [2] the physical survival of his family members and
    their wealth, reportedly now largely in Syria and in Turkey (remember the truck convoy of $8.5 billion in cash and gold that was seized by the Turks?).
    Outlook is uncertain but speculation is – considering that he is in
    coma since more than 24 hours – that he may not come out of his coma and/or that he may die very soon.
    If he dies it is expected that immediately a bloody clash will
    develop between the powers behind Rafsanjani, who will immediately
    claim temporary religious authority and overall control, and the
    powers behind Achmadinejad who will scramble in order to regain
    control and ensure their survival.
    UPDATE (Wednesday Oct 14th): According to a bulletin from the Greens (Moussavi/Karroubi et al), there are widespread rumors in the Tehran Bazaar that Khamenei has died. The Greens say they cannot confirm it, but that there is an “abnormal atmosphere” in the streets, which almost certainly means there are more security people than usual.
    The bazaar will apparently be closed tomorrow, and perhaps Friday as well, pending developments.
     
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    I wonder which radical psycho they will replace him with?
     
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    How do they determine his replacement?
     
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