Report: Putin is close to firing Giuliani!

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    Despite Putin's disappointment in not making Shitstain obama the next James Byrd, he should be drafted as the next American President. Make a special case in the constitutional requirements.
     
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    Conservatives, zero sense of humor.
     
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    Something gets lost in the translation from American to Russian.
     
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    The "next James Byrd" huh. Well isn't that revealing.
     
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    That's why Rump claimed "double negative" in changing "would" to "wouldn't". Russian uses double negatives and he had been in Putin-begging mode for an hour, so he misundertranslated.

    Fun fact: In Russia Rump is known variously as "Ivan Milleroff" or "Ivan Baronovitch".
     
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    Security shot of Ivan checking into the Moscow Ritz Carlton 2013 :wink:

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    And here I thought you were a fan of satire.
     

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