Report: Putin is close to firing Giuliani!

[DrLove]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin is reportedly “very close” to firing Rudolph Giuliani as Donald J. Trump’s attorney, a source close to the Russian President confirmed on Monday.

According to the source, Putin allowed Trump to hire Giuliani in the first place because “it’s important to let Trump think that he has some autonomy from time to time,” but now the Russian President has apparently determined that “enough is enough.”

Over the next few days, the source indicated, Putin is likely to replace Giuliani with a handpicked successor, Arkady Lubetkin, a criminal-defense attorney who has represented several prominent Russian Mob figures.

After hearing anecdotal reports of Giuliani’s appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Putin initially theorized that the nonsensical nature of Giuliani’s utterances had to be chalked up to “an error in translation,” the source said.

After reading an official transcript of Giuliani’s statements, however, the Russian President was apparently “flabbergasted.”

“Pravda is not pravda?” Putin reportedly said. “What is this bullshit?”​

Putin Reportedly Close to Firing Giuliani

 

[Stratford57]

I can only see how many Americans have been brainwashed by Soros "independent" Media and can't differ sh*t from Shinola any more. OP is just another bright example of its success.

 

[rightwinger]

I don’t know how Putin puts up with the guy

 

[S.J.]

Nobody believes that shit anymore. But DO keep beating that dead horse so you become even less credible and relevant.

 

[Pogo]

I don’t know how Putin puts up with the guy

When Vlad said he'd put up with Rump, he meant "wouldn't".

It's like a double negative. You can do that in Russian.

 

[dave p]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin is reportedly “very close” to firing Rudolph Giuliani as Donald J. Trump’s attorney, a source close to the Russian President confirmed on Monday.

According to the source, Putin allowed Trump to hire Giuliani in the first place because “it’s important to let Trump think that he has some autonomy from time to time,” but now the Russian President has apparently determined that “enough is enough.”

Over the next few days, the source indicated, Putin is likely to replace Giuliani with a handpicked successor, Arkady Lubetkin, a criminal-defense attorney who has represented several prominent Russian Mob figures.

After hearing anecdotal reports of Giuliani’s appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Putin initially theorized that the nonsensical nature of Giuliani’s utterances had to be chalked up to “an error in translation,” the source said.

After reading an official transcript of Giuliani’s statements, however, the Russian President was apparently “flabbergasted.”

“Pravda is not pravda?” Putin reportedly said. “What is this bullshit?”​

Putin Reportedly Close to Firing Giuliani

Please get professional help. You are insane.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I know this is satire, but to tell you the truth, in the age of Trump, it sounds like something that could actually happen.

 

[bodecea]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin is reportedly “very close” to firing Rudolph Giuliani as Donald J. Trump’s attorney, a source close to the Russian President confirmed on Monday.

According to the source, Putin allowed Trump to hire Giuliani in the first place because “it’s important to let Trump think that he has some autonomy from time to time,” but now the Russian President has apparently determined that “enough is enough.”

Over the next few days, the source indicated, Putin is likely to replace Giuliani with a handpicked successor, Arkady Lubetkin, a criminal-defense attorney who has represented several prominent Russian Mob figures.

After hearing anecdotal reports of Giuliani’s appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Putin initially theorized that the nonsensical nature of Giuliani’s utterances had to be chalked up to “an error in translation,” the source said.

After reading an official transcript of Giuliani’s statements, however, the Russian President was apparently “flabbergasted.”

“Pravda is not pravda?” Putin reportedly said. “What is this bullshit?”​

Putin Reportedly Close to Firing Giuliani

Please get professional help. You are insane.

Trumpanzees not smart enough to notice satire.

 

[dave p]

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin is reportedly “very close” to firing Rudolph Giuliani as Donald J. Trump’s attorney, a source close to the Russian President confirmed on Monday.

According to the source, Putin allowed Trump to hire Giuliani in the first place because “it’s important to let Trump think that he has some autonomy from time to time,” but now the Russian President has apparently determined that “enough is enough.”

Over the next few days, the source indicated, Putin is likely to replace Giuliani with a handpicked successor, Arkady Lubetkin, a criminal-defense attorney who has represented several prominent Russian Mob figures.

After hearing anecdotal reports of Giuliani’s appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Putin initially theorized that the nonsensical nature of Giuliani’s utterances had to be chalked up to “an error in translation,” the source said.

After reading an official transcript of Giuliani’s statements, however, the Russian President was apparently “flabbergasted.”

“Pravda is not pravda?” Putin reportedly said. “What is this bullshit?”​

Putin Reportedly Close to Firing Giuliani

Please get professional help. You are insane.

Trumpanzees not smart enough to notice satire.

Not a Trump supporter, but go ahead and assume what you want.

 

[DrLove]

I can only see how many Americans have been brainwashed by Soros "independent" Media and can't differ sh*t from Shinola any more. OP is just another bright example of its success.

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Russian trolls don't understand satire?
What a surprise!

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Despite Putin's disappointment in not making Shitstain obama the next James Byrd, he should be drafted as the next American President. Make a special case in the constitutional requirements.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Conservatives, zero sense of humor.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I can only see how many Americans have been brainwashed by Soros "independent" Media and can't differ sh*t from Shinola any more. OP is just another bright example of its success.

View attachment 212054

Russian trolls don't understand satire?
What a surprise!

Something gets lost in the translation from American to Russian.

 

[Pogo]

Despite Putin's disappointment in not making Shitstain obama the next James Byrd, he should be drafted as the next American President. Make a special case in the constitutional requirements.

The "next James Byrd" huh. Well isn't that revealing.

 

[Pogo]

I can only see how many Americans have been brainwashed by Soros "independent" Media and can't differ sh*t from Shinola any more. OP is just another bright example of its success.

View attachment 212054

Russian trolls don't understand satire?
What a surprise!

Something gets lost in the translation from American to Russian.

That's why Rump claimed "double negative" in changing "would" to "wouldn't". Russian uses double negatives and he had been in Putin-begging mode for an hour, so he misundertranslated.

Fun fact: In Russia Rump is known variously as "Ivan Milleroff" or "Ivan Baronovitch".

 

[DrLove]

I can only see how many Americans have been brainwashed by Soros "independent" Media and can't differ sh*t from Shinola any more. OP is just another bright example of its success.

View attachment 212054

Russian trolls don't understand satire?
What a surprise!

Something gets lost in the translation from American to Russian.

That's why Rump claimed "double negative" in changing "would" to "wouldn't". Russian uses double negatives and he had been in Putin-begging mode for an hour, so he misundertranslated.

Fun fact: In Russia Rump is known variously as "Ivan Milleroff" or "Ivan Baronovitch".

Security shot of Ivan checking into the Moscow Ritz Carlton 2013

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Despite Putin's disappointment in not making Shitstain obama the next James Byrd, he should be drafted as the next American President. Make a special case in the constitutional requirements.

The "next James Byrd" huh. Well isn't that revealing.

And here I thought you were a fan of satire.