Report: Putin is close to firing Giuliani!

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    MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin is reportedly “very close” to firing Rudolph Giuliani as Donald J. Trump’s attorney, a source close to the Russian President confirmed on Monday.

    According to the source, Putin allowed Trump to hire Giuliani in the first place because “it’s important to let Trump think that he has some autonomy from time to time,” but now the Russian President has apparently determined that “enough is enough.”

    Over the next few days, the source indicated, Putin is likely to replace Giuliani with a handpicked successor, Arkady Lubetkin, a criminal-defense attorney who has represented several prominent Russian Mob figures.

    After hearing anecdotal reports of Giuliani’s appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Putin initially theorized that the nonsensical nature of Giuliani’s utterances had to be chalked up to “an error in translation,” the source said.

    After reading an official transcript of Giuliani’s statements, however, the Russian President was apparently “flabbergasted.”

    Pravda is not pravda?” Putin reportedly said. “What is this bullshit?”​

    Putin Reportedly Close to Firing Giuliani

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    I can only see how many Americans have been brainwashed by Soros "independent" Media and can't differ sh*t from Shinola any more. OP is just another bright example of its success.

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    I don’t know how Putin puts up with the guy
     
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    Nobody believes that shit anymore. But DO keep beating that dead horse so you become even less credible and relevant.
     
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    When Vlad said he'd put up with Rump, he meant "wouldn't".

    It's like a double negative. You can do that in Russian.
     
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    Please get professional help. You are insane.
     
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    I know this is satire, but to tell you the truth, in the age of Trump, it sounds like something that could actually happen.
     
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    Trumpanzees not smart enough to notice satire.
     
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    Not a Trump supporter, but go ahead and assume what you want.
     
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    Russian trolls don't understand satire?
    What a surprise! :)
     

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