Really?

JGalt

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The police dispatcher on the scanner just announced that some woman down on Court St. wants an officer to respond. The woman says her 9-year old daughter is throwing a fit, spitting at her, and hitting her.

Come on, really? She needs a police officer to subdue a 9-year old girl?

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Soooooooooo you don't get it.

--- We should believe you didn't just pull this out of your ass because..........................................?


No, dumbo. I just pulled it out of my scanner. But that was hours ago.

Of course you did. :itsok:

My scanner told me that Martians are halfway here on a revenge mission for the NASA probe and will destroy the planet with red fire.

I don't have a link though. Apparently I don't need one. All you have to do is make the claim and click your heels three times.
 

Soooooooooo you don't get it.

--- We should believe you didn't just pull this out of your ass because..........................................?


No, dumbo. I just pulled it out of my scanner. But that was hours ago.

Of course you did. :itsok:

My scanner told me that Martians are halfway here on a revenge mission for the NASA probe and will destroy the planet with red fire.

I don't have a link though. Apparently I don't need one. All you have to do is make the claim and click your heels three times.

Sorry you missed it. Here: Maybe it'll happen again.

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That is a really sad excuse of a parent to call police to handle an out of control child. Of course I prefer hearing about a parent calling police for this sort of thing rather than the police being called in to investigate child abuse at hand of an out of control parent.
 
That is a really sad excuse of a parent to call police to handle an out of control child. Of course I prefer hearing about a parent calling police for this sort of thing rather than the police being called in to investigate child abuse at hand of an out of control parent.

It might be a sad excuse ---- if we had any inkling of an iota of evidence that any such thing took place.
 

Soooooooooo you don't get it.

--- We should believe you didn't just pull this out of your ass because..........................................?


No, dumbo. I just pulled it out of my scanner. But that was hours ago.

Of course you did. :itsok:

My scanner told me that Martians are halfway here on a revenge mission for the NASA probe and will destroy the planet with red fire.

I don't have a link though. Apparently I don't need one. All you have to do is make the claim and click your heels three times.
Oh, so it’s like the man made global warming crap I see.
 

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