Questions and Answers...with Xotoxi!

[Sherry]

Does size matter??

 

[xotoxi]

Does size matter??

Yes.

If a woman looks like this...

...she will not be eligible to receive xotoxi's goods and services.

 

[daveman]

What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

 

[xotoxi]

What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

43.

(Douglas Adams was off by one)

 

[daveman]

What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

43.

(Douglas Adams was off by one)

Okay. What is the actual question to the ultimate answer?

 

[Sherry]

When will the world come to an end??

 

[xotoxi]

What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

43.

(Douglas Adams was off by one)

Okay. What is the actual question to the ultimate answer?

"What is 42 plus 1?"

 

[xotoxi]

When will the world come to an end??

When Neubarth ascends into heaven.

 

[Sherry]

Is there a limit to how many questions I can ask??

 

[boedicca]

There are two villages, one populated by those who can not tell the truth, and the other by those who can not lie. When you meet a man on a path to the two villages, what is the one question you must ask him to determine which village he comes from?

 

[xotoxi]

Is there a limit to how many questions I can ask??

The number of questions that you can ask will be limited by only three things:

1. The closing of USMB.

2. Your banning from USMB.

3. Your death.



The answers that you receive for said questions will be limited by:

1. The closing of USMB.

2. My banning from USMB.

3. My death.

 

[xotoxi]

There are two villages, one populated by those who can not tell the truth, and the other by those who can not lie. When you meet a man on a path to the two villages, what is the one question you must ask him to determine which village he comes from?

Do you have a penis?

 

[boedicca]

Sorry Kaspar Hauser, try again.

 

[daveman]

43.

(Douglas Adams was off by one)

Okay. What is the actual question to the ultimate answer?

"What is 42 plus 1?"

Works for me!

 

[xotoxi]

Sorry Kaspar Hauser, try again.

My answer would more than work except in the situation where the man had a most extreme accident.

I suppose I could make note of whether or not he is bald, and ask him "Do you have hair?"

 

[boedicca]

Now you're on the right track. I'll give you 100% credit for that.

The actual answer is "I should ask the man whether he was a tree frog".

 

[xotoxi]

You think you can stump me???

HELL NO, BITCHES!!!

BRING IT!!!

 

[Barb]

When will the world come to an end??

When Neubarth ascends into heaven.

Well, shit then. When is a cold day in hell?

 

[xotoxi]

When will the world come to an end??

When Neubarth ascends into heaven.

Well, shit then. When is a cold day in hell?

When Neubarth ascends into heaven.

 

[Barb]

When Neubarth ascends into heaven.

Well, shit then. When is a cold day in hell?

When Neubarth ascends into heaven.

HAH! I called it