Quake Expert: Earth Cracking Up

[inALIENable]

Yippy, I won't have to finish my taxes.

Quake Expert: Earth Cracking Up
15. 04. 12. - 09:00

A leading earthquake scientist has warned that the planet could be cracking up after a series of massive quakes in just 48 hours.

Expert Gheorghe Marmureanu - from Romania's National Institute of Earth Physics - says 39 quakes had hit the globe within two days.

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[Douger]

I just bought a block of killer cheese ! Let me know how that works out for you.

 

[inALIENable]

I just finished a big bowl of mac & cheese made from my emergency supplies (you have to cycle through that stuff as you replace it, some I donate). Big storms headed this way too, radio says not to expect much sleep tonight. Exciting times ahead. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the USA split and broke in half, that would actually fix things.

 

[code1211]

I just finished a big bowl of mac & cheese made from my emergency supplies (you have to cycle through that stuff as you replace it, some I donate). Big storms headed this way too, radio says not to expect much sleep tonight. Exciting times ahead. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the USA split and broke in half, that would actually fix things.

I don't know...

The Eastern half would sat ill have DC and the Western half would still have California.

Of course, may just the west and east coasts could break off and slide into the sea.

I suppose there is still hope.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I thought Obama was going to make the oceans recede?

 

[dblack]

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[inALIENable]

The planet feels wobbly. It's making a lot of noise too.

 

[Old Rocks]

I just finished a big bowl of mac & cheese made from my emergency supplies (you have to cycle through that stuff as you replace it, some I donate). Big storms headed this way too, radio says not to expect much sleep tonight. Exciting times ahead. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the USA split and broke in half, that would actually fix things.

I don't know...

The Eastern half would sat ill have DC and the Western half would still have California.

Of course, may just the west and east coasts could break off and slide into the sea.

I suppose there is still hope.

LOL. The northern part of the New Madrid fault will probably let go, and we on the coasts will probably have to rush in to help the incompetants in the 'heartland'.

 

[hjmick]

Must have been a hell of a joke...

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I just finished a big bowl of mac & cheese made from my emergency supplies (you have to cycle through that stuff as you replace it, some I donate). Big storms headed this way too, radio says not to expect much sleep tonight. Exciting times ahead. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the USA split and broke in half, that would actually fix things.

I don't know...

The Eastern half would sat ill have DC and the Western half would still have California.

Of course, may just the west and east coasts could break off and slide into the sea.

I suppose there is still hope.

LOL. The northern part of the New Madrid fault will probably let go, and we on the coasts will probably have to rush in to help the incompetants in the 'heartland'.

Being a total Jackass AND arrogant on top of it...nice traits.

 

[dblack]

Being a total Jackass AND arrogant on top of it...nice traits.

It's always worked for me!

 

[earlycuyler]

yippy, i won't have to finish my taxes.

quake expert: Earth cracking up
15. 04. 12. - 09:00

a leading earthquake scientist has warned that the planet could be cracking up after a series of massive quakes in just 48 hours.

Expert gheorghe marmureanu - from romania's national institute of earth physics - says 39 quakes had hit the globe within two days.

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fuuuuuck !!!

 

[laughinReaper]

I at least thought we had til December 21,2012. Should we start having end of the world sex now?

 

[waltky]

Mebbe the Rapture `bout to happen...

... 1 Thess. 4.16-17...

... like onna Dec. 21st?

 

[Conny]

really?

 

[inALIENable]

Crossing the dark rift. Cyclic doom. I suppose afterwards we should reset the Mayan calendar and try to see if we can warn future generations too. Or maybe not . . who would believe it? Or want to believe it?

 

[Douger]

I just finished a big bowl of mac & cheese made from my emergency supplies (you have to cycle through that stuff as you replace it, some I donate). Big storms headed this way too, radio says not to expect much sleep tonight. Exciting times ahead. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the USA split and broke in half, that would actually fix things.

I don't know...

The Eastern half would sat ill have DC and the Western half would still have California.

Of course, may just the west and east coasts could break off and slide into the sea.

I suppose there is still hope.

LOL. The northern part of the New Madrid fault will probably let go, and we on the coasts will probably have to rush in to help the incompetants in the 'heartland'.

No. In the 'heartland" once the 18 blocks holding the tires off the ground break apart, their "houses" will bounce around on the leaf springs. The NASCAR and Elvis memorabilia will catch hell though.

 

[Unkotare]

Wouldn't it be wonderful if the USA split and broke in half, that would actually fix things.

Why would that be "wonderful," asshole?

 

[bigrebnc1775]

I at least thought we had til December 21,2012. Should we start having end of the world sex now?

When you get older as the years go by, when you have sex you have it like it's going to be the last time you do it.

 

[inALIENable]

Wouldn't it be wonderful if the USA split and broke in half, that would actually fix things.

Why would that be "wonderful," asshole?

Well, the commie libtards could have one half, and the rest of us could have the other half. Everybody happy, dickwad.