Quake Expert: Earth Cracking Up

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    Yippy, I won't have to finish my taxes.

     
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    I just bought a block of killer cheese ! Let me know how that works out for you.
     
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    I just finished a big bowl of mac & cheese made from my emergency supplies (you have to cycle through that stuff as you replace it, some I donate). Big storms headed this way too, radio says not to expect much sleep tonight. Exciting times ahead. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the USA split and broke in half, that would actually fix things.
     
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    I don't know...

    The Eastern half would sat ill have DC and the Western half would still have California.

    Of course, may just the west and east coasts could break off and slide into the sea.

    I suppose there is still hope.
     
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    I thought Obama was going to make the oceans recede?
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGEgw-_Ym6s]mc hawking quake master - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    The planet feels wobbly. It's making a lot of noise too.
     
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    LOL. The northern part of the New Madrid fault will probably let go, and we on the coasts will probably have to rush in to help the incompetants in the 'heartland'.
     
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    Must have been a hell of a joke...
     
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    Being a total Jackass AND arrogant on top of it...nice traits.
     

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