bendog
Diamond Member
My fellow Americans I come to you tonite with an emergency. Rush and Coulter flamed my fat ass for agreeing to a continuing resolution to keep the gummit running - you know tax rebates, parks, airport security ... all that shit - without demanding my wall. Honestly, the wall funding escaped my notice. I was thinking about other really important shit, like leaving Isis to the turks and Vlad and NOW my useless advisors tell me they're gonna slaughter all the Kurds - like how the fuci was I supposed to know that - and that fcking Mueller is breathing down my neck .... God I hate that mther fucker who constantly reminds people I avoided the draft with phony bone spurs while he was rehabbing his knees so the Marines would let him be a line officer. I mean, what the fuck is that about? That should tell people I’m smart and Muellers not smart. He might be fcukign insane for all I know.
Anyway, I really need my wall funding. Rush and Coulter and ficking pains in my ass. And I missed Christmas at Mar a Lago. No BJ for me. Imagine Bill Clinton doing that for your country. That was a real bitch. Nothing on TV besides reruns of Home Alone and fuckign Bing Crosby ... has been. So whatta say? Tell Crooked Chuck and Nasty Nancy to give me a lousy five billion. I’d ask Vlad, but the lawyers tell me that’d be wrong.
Anyway, I really need my wall funding. Rush and Coulter and ficking pains in my ass. And I missed Christmas at Mar a Lago. No BJ for me. Imagine Bill Clinton doing that for your country. That was a real bitch. Nothing on TV besides reruns of Home Alone and fuckign Bing Crosby ... has been. So whatta say? Tell Crooked Chuck and Nasty Nancy to give me a lousy five billion. I’d ask Vlad, but the lawyers tell me that’d be wrong.
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