OK, so I'm quoting an internet joke but since I believe the person who sent it to me (and about to others) originated it I'm not offering a link 'cause there seems to be no way to link to just an email for which there is no website. So, liberals, don't wast your time demanding "LINK":
Johnny's School Project
The kids filed into class Monday morning. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.
Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly.
"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic spirit. “Very good," said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next.
"I sold magazines," she said. "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events. “Very good, Debbie," said the teacher.
Eventually it was Little Johnny's turn.
Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling? “Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop."
I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush?”
I used the Nancy Pelosi method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth. Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment.
(one typo intentionally left in to give liberals something to bitch about)
Johnny's School Project
The kids filed into class Monday morning. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.
Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly.
"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic spirit. “Very good," said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next.
"I sold magazines," she said. "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events. “Very good, Debbie," said the teacher.
Eventually it was Little Johnny's turn.
Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling? “Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop."
I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush?”
I used the Nancy Pelosi method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth. Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment.
(one typo intentionally left in to give liberals something to bitch about)
