Possibly the worst Christmas song e-ver

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  1. Abbey Normal
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    I am hearing this song constantly this Christmas season.
    How shallow, materialisic and downright stupid can a song be?
    The fact that Madonna has done a version is the ironic icing on this awful cake.

    Here are the lyrics (if you can stand them):

    Santa Baby
    written by J. Javits and P. Springer
    originally sung by Ertha Kitt

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    Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
    I've been an awful good girl
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
    I'll wait up for you dear
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Think of all the fun I've missed
    Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
    Next year I could be oh so good
    If you'd check off my Christmas list
    Boo doo bee doo

    Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
    Not a lot
    I've been an angel all year
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
    To a platinum mine
    Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
    Sign your 'X' on the line
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Come and trim my Christmas tree
    With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
    I really do believe in you
    Let's see if you believe in me
    Boo doo bee doo

    Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
    I don't mean a phone
    Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

    Hurry down the chimney tonight
    Hurry down the chimney tonight
     
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    I remember hearing that song in th grade when my dad was driving me home from work. He said, "Jesus Christ" in his own whispery sort of way and changed the radio station. Havent heard it since :).
     
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    I like that song.
     

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