Popular Songs/Lyrics that make you cringe

[syrenn]

If you think i am going to push that little play button..... .... oh hell no! [/COLOR]

Now come on Syrenn....we all know that you are dying to If You Seek Amy.

What part of ....oh HELL no.... did you not understand.


I would rather have splinters under my fingernails then push that button.

 

[BluePhantom]

If you think i am going to push that little play button..... .... oh hell no! [/COLOR]

Now come on Syrenn....we all know that you are dying to If You Seek Amy.

What part of ....oh HELL no.... did you not understand.


I would rather have splinters under my fingernails then push that button.

You are not getting the joke. That's the chorus: "all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy." Say it real fast a few times...it will come to you.

 

[syrenn]

Now come on Syrenn....we all know that you are dying to If You Seek Amy.

What part of ....oh HELL no.... did you not understand.


I would rather have splinters under my fingernails then push that button.

You are not getting the joke. That's the chorus: "all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy." Say it real fast a few times...it will come to you.

ok ok ok ok ..... i get it now......

 

[bayoubill]

We all have them.....those songs that just make us want to chew our own foot off. They may be popular, they may sell a lot, they may hit the charts....but we hate them with venomous passion.

Mine is Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann. When I hear it I want to scream and the worst part is:

"And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride"

The poetic value is rivaled only by a 9-iron to the nuts.

So what are yours? The songs or lyrics you just cringe when you hear?

practically anything written by Paul McCartney...

 

[bayoubill]

We all have them.....those songs that just make us want to chew our own foot off. They may be popular, they may sell a lot, they may hit the charts....but we hate them with venomous passion.

Mine is Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann. When I hear it I want to scream and the worst part is:

"And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride"

The poetic value is rivaled only by a 9-iron to the nuts.

So what are yours? The songs or lyrics you just cringe when you hear?

Didn't Springsteen write that?

I thought you were going to bring up the "wrapped up like a Douche" lyric

dunno if that's true or not...

but Springsteen is indeed an overrated douche bag...

 

[Alan Stallion]

Summer Girls - LFO

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tS7ezSreY]Summer Girls-LFO w/ lyrics - YouTube[/ame]

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer...

Hip Hop Marmalade **** and Span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cuz I can't speak baby
Somethin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer the went back home
Macaulay Culkin was in Home Alone
Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

~Chorus~

Verse 2:

Cherry Pez, Cold Crush, Rock, Stud, Boogie
Used to hate school, so I had to play hookie
Always been hip to the b-boy style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Reminds me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love Hip Hop and Rock &Roll
Dad took off when you where 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name is Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

~Chorus~

Verse 3:

In the summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
Boogaloo Shrimp and Pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there, oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man, Mr. Limpit
Think about that summer, and I bug cuz I miss it
Like the color Purple, Macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers, and a bunch of trees
Call you up but what's the use
I like Kevin Bacon, but i hate Foot Loose
Came in the door, I said it before
I think I'm over you, but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name is Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

~Chorus~

Verse 4:

Summer girls come, and summer girls go
Some are worth while, and some are so so
Summer girls come, and summer girls go
Some are worth while, and some are so so
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a Hip Hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey, like I stole your bike

 

[Alan Stallion]

Breakfast at Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ClCpfeIELw]Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's - YouTube[/ame]

And I say, "What about 'Breakfast At Tiffany's?'"
She said, "I think I remember the film...
...and as I recall I think we both kind of liked it."
and I said "well that's the one thing we got."

 

[skipper]

Friggin Spice Girls

Ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

 

[Amelia]

Gag hack gag ugh splat

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I95xCjQe6Jg]Climax-Precious & Few 1972 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Amelia]

I love these two songs so much that I forgive the sexist lyrics. Almost. Mostly. Meh. They're fun. But I cringe a little.


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRqdzF8swY]Lou Christie - Lightnin' Strikes - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWrnTWeWz2s]Mungo Jerry - In the Summertime - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Alan Stallion]

All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You - Heart

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAfxs0IDeMs&ob=av2n]Heart - All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Alan Stallion]

They Don't Care About Us - Michael Jackson

Jew me, Sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, **** me
Don't you black or white me

 

[rdean]

On the day that you were born
the Angels got together
And decided to create a thing like you
so they sprinkled ketchup in your hair
and golden sawdust in your eye of blue

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6inwzOooXRU]Carpenters Close To You - YouTube[/ame]

She looks awfully thin.

 

[rdean]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoqnfAKboHA&feature=related]lets wait marci x - YouTube[/ame]

Tribute to "Abstinence".

 

[HUGGY]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr-BYVeCv6U]Don McLean - American Pie better quality - YouTube[/ame]

 

[HUGGY]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y]Captain and Tennille Muskrat Love - YouTube[/ame]

 

[copsnrobbers]

Fucking stupid



Retarded

 

[copsnrobbers]

Freak Show

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLiSj9WHjvU&feature=player_detailpage]Hello It's Me - Todd Rundgren - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Liability]

More vomit inducing crap:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE0pwJ5PMDg]loving you minnie riperton - YouTube[/ame]

 

[BluePhantom]

Mariah Carey screeching at the top of her lungs like a banshee with it's ass on fire makes me wants to pull my hair out. Especially when she destroys a classic song in the process. Observe.

The right way:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9aNIhxIz10]Badfinger - I Can't Live (If Living Is Without You) - YouTube[/ame]

Total destruction of a great song:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hat1Hc9SNwE&ob=av2n]Mariah Carey - Without You - YouTube[/ame]

Besides, I have met her and a bigger c*nt has never been born.