Popular Songs/Lyrics that make you cringe

[BluePhantom]

We all have them.....those songs that just make us want to chew our own foot off. They may be popular, they may sell a lot, they may hit the charts....but we hate them with venomous passion.

Mine is Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann. When I hear it I want to scream and the worst part is:

"And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride"

The poetic value is rivaled only by a 9-iron to the nuts.

So what are yours? The songs or lyrics you just cringe when you hear?

 

[HUGGY]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8NhJNpQlsY]Love Shack - B-52s - YouTube[/ame]

 

[BluePhantom]

Oh and I hate Bubbly by Colbie Caillat too because every time the bitch says "It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose...." what the fuck do i do? I crinkle my fucking nose. God damn it I just did it again....and so did you!

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Celine Dione in Titanic. Fingers on a blackboard from every nearby sound source for a year.

 

[Liability]

Oh and I hate Bubbly by Colbie Caillat too because every time the bitch says "It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose...." what the fuck do i do? I crinkle my fucking nose. God damn it I just did it again....and so did you!

Yeah but SHE's alluding to having an orgasm.

 

[Liability]

ANY version of the song "Sea of Love," but especially that crap from the Honeydrippers.

Involuntary vomit inducing yeeech.

 

[BluePhantom]

Celine Dione in Titanic. Fingers on a blackboard from every nearby sound source for a year.

Celine Dion herself makes me want to drive bamboo under my fingernails

 

[BluePhantom]

Oh and I hate Bubbly by Colbie Caillat too because every time the bitch says "It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose...." what the fuck do i do? I crinkle my fucking nose. God damn it I just did it again....and so did you!

Yeah but SHE's alluding to having an orgasm.

Yeah I know what she's talking about but it doesn't mean i don't crinkle my damned nose and it pisses me off. I swear to God....every time I hear it I think "don't crinkle your nose....don't crinkle your nose" and what happens? I crinkle my fucking nose.

 

[daveman]

Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts. They covered it for the movie Cars, and when it came out, CMT played the video in heavy rotation.

I will not listen to a Rascal Flats song now by choice. And they ruined the original Tom Cochrane version for me, too.

Also You're Beautiful by James Blunt. Truly horrible.

 

[Dabs]

I hate the old song.....American Pie.......bye bye Miss American Pie.....drove my Chevy to the levi....... but the levi was dry......damned idiot should have drove his Chevy off a cliff.

 

[BluePhantom]

I hate the old song.....American Pie.......bye bye Miss American Pie.....drove my Chevy to the levi....... but the levi was dry......damned idiot should have drove his Chevy off a cliff.

I must admit that one has never been my favorite.

 

[syrenn]

I dont care what the song is


britney spears!

 

[BluePhantom]

I dont care what the song is


britney spears!

Not even If Your Seek Amy?

 

[syrenn]

I dont care what the song is


britney spears!

Not even If Your Seek Amy?

??

 

[rightwinger]

We all have them.....those songs that just make us want to chew our own foot off. They may be popular, they may sell a lot, they may hit the charts....but we hate them with venomous passion.

Mine is Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann. When I hear it I want to scream and the worst part is:

"And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride"

The poetic value is rivaled only by a 9-iron to the nuts.

So what are yours? The songs or lyrics you just cringe when you hear?

Didn't Springsteen write that?

I thought you were going to bring up the "wrapped up like a Douche" lyric

 

[rightwinger]

Dumbest ever..

Someone left a cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
Because it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again...

 

[BluePhantom]

I dont care what the song is


britney spears!

Not even If Your Seek Amy?

??

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4e111lugEU]Britney Spears - If You Seek Amy (MUSIC VIDEO) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[BluePhantom]

Dumbest ever..

Someone left a cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
Because it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again...

what song is that?

 

[syrenn]

Not even If Your Seek Amy?

??

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4e111lugEU]Britney Spears - If You Seek Amy (MUSIC VIDEO) - YouTube[/ame]

If you think i am going to push that little play button..... .... oh hell no!

 

[BluePhantom]

If you think i am going to push that little play button..... .... oh hell no! [/COLOR]

Now come on Syrenn....we all know that you are dying to If You Seek Amy.