Popular Songs/Lyrics that make you cringe

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    We all have them.....those songs that just make us want to chew our own foot off. They may be popular, they may sell a lot, they may hit the charts....but we hate them with venomous passion.

    Mine is Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann. When I hear it I want to scream and the worst part is:

    "And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride"

    The poetic value is rivaled only by a 9-iron to the nuts.

    So what are yours? The songs or lyrics you just cringe when you hear?
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8NhJNpQlsY]Love Shack - B-52s - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Oh and I hate Bubbly by Colbie Caillat too because every time the bitch says "It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose...." what the fuck do i do? I crinkle my fucking nose. God damn it I just did it again....and so did you! :lol:
     
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    Celine Dione in Titanic. Fingers on a blackboard from every nearby sound source for a year.
     
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    Yeah but SHE's alluding to having an orgasm.
     
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    ANY version of the song "Sea of Love," but especially that crap from the Honeydrippers.

    Involuntary vomit inducing yeeech.
     
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    Celine Dion herself makes me want to drive bamboo under my fingernails
     
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    Yeah I know what she's talking about but it doesn't mean i don't crinkle my damned nose and it pisses me off. I swear to God....every time I hear it I think "don't crinkle your nose....don't crinkle your nose" and what happens? I crinkle my fucking nose. :evil:
     
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    Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts. They covered it for the movie Cars, and when it came out, CMT played the video in heavy rotation.

    I will not listen to a Rascal Flats song now by choice. And they ruined the original Tom Cochrane version for me, too.

    Also You're Beautiful by James Blunt. Truly horrible.
     
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    I hate the old song.....American Pie.......bye bye Miss American Pie.....drove my Chevy to the levi....... but the levi was dry......damned idiot should have drove his Chevy off a cliff.
     

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