Picking the Right Jury

Discussion in 'Humor' started by musicman, Mar 26, 2004.

  1. musicman
    Offline

    musicman Senior Member

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2004
    Messages:
    5,171
    Thanks Received:
    533
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    Ohio
    Ratings:
    +533
    Tom gets a telephone call in the middle of the night. It's his baby brother, Bill. Bill says, "I need your help, Tom. I'm in jail".

    Tom: "No problem, brother. I'm on my way".

    Bill: "Don't worry about coming down right now. The judge will set bail at 9:30 tomorrow morning. What I need you to do is find me an attorney ".

    Tom: "Okay. What's the charge?"

    Bill: "I'm charged with having sexual relations with a goat in public".

    Tom: "Christ, Bill. Okay, I'll see you in the morning".

    Tom bails Bill out the next morning. He says, " I've narrowed it down to two choices. One is the greatest legal mind in the state. The other is not nearly that bright, but he's a genius at picking juries".

    Bill says, "Get me the second guy".

    The trial begins. The prosecutor call his first witness, a sweet little old lady. She slowly makes her way up to the stand.

    Gently, the prosecutor asks her:

    "Mrs. Jones, can you tell the court what you saw on the morning of the fifteenth?"

    Mrs. Jones answers, tearfully:

    "I was on my way to church, when I saw that man (pointing to Bill), out in his yard, having sexual relations with a goat".

    The prosecutor asks:

    "Mrs. Jones, I know this is difficult-but can you tell the court what else you saw?"

    Stifling a sob, Mrs Jones answers:

    "As I was coming home form church, I saw the goat licking that same man's genitals".

    The judge blanches. An audible gasp is heard from the spectators.

    One juror turns to another and whispers, " You know, a good goat would do that".
     
  2. Jackass
    Offline

    Jackass Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2003
    Messages:
    1,969
    Thanks Received:
    14
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Va
    Ratings:
    +14
    :laugh:
     

Share This Page