Pet Names Cause Divorce?

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    Want a happy sex life? Don't use pet names | cleveland.com

    What say you? Agree?
     
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    I've been wanting to get a few cats for varmint control around the house (our house was built in 1927) but the wife doesn't like pets. So we compromised and just put everything edible into tupperware containers.

    Problem solved with no cat hair, no cat shit, no cat piss. And no cat smell. Sexor life, just fine!
     
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    Well my sex life is always enhanced by being called, "darling" or "baby." Love those turn-ons. *WOO*
     
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    I also guess it depends on the pet name doesn't it? :lol:

     
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    And HOW it is said. The tone sets the mood. *WOO*
     
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    This looks like one of those women's magazine articles that attempts to analyze a common problem with couples in a typical glib fashion. Sex sells. The lack of sex sells. Only idiots believe these articles. Stress and the build up of baggage just doing the business of being married kills sexual desire not pet names. If a partner in a marriage wants hot sex then have an affair.
     
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    There are ways to keep the home fires burning Huggy *baby* and I know them all. It works until the divorce....:lol:
     
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    PUUULLLEEEEZZZ!!!!! You are a for real stone cold goddess. I would want sex with you in the middle of a heart attack. Almost any healthy man would. What percentage of married women look like you? 1%??? WAY LESS???

    I don't even know how or why ugly people even have sex. Sex is all in the mind. It is about satisfying a fantasy you have been taught since a child. NOBODY fantasizes about having sex with a fat ugly person. Not even fat ugly people.

    I was probably never in your level of attractiveness...close maybe when I was in my twenties. I got recruited as a model for Cover Girl in Miami .. been laid at least by a thousand women. Most of it was great sex. Why? because there was attraction!!! Face it...you are not going to have GREAT SEX unless you WANT GREAT SEX. That does not mean you want to satisfy the other person. That can only amount to GOOD SEX. Great sex requires mutual LUST!!! GREAT SEX is a function of satisfying YOUR OWN DESIRE!! Truly great sex is when both partners are satisfying their own desires at the same time.
     
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    "Great sex requires mutual LUST!!! GREAT SEX is a function of satisfying YOUR OWN DESIRE!! Truly great sex is when both partners are satisfying their own desires at the same time."

    Wonderfully stated, you hunk! :D Truly great sex is also when the chemistry is burning every time you look at a person. That is why it is important to stay looking physically fit, because if you love the way you look, you will be hot in the arms of the object of your affection and he or she will want to be there every chance they get. *WOO*
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    Thank you for that. I would be happy to discuss great sex with you anytime. :lol:
     

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