Perfume is going to make me gag

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    WHAT possesses women who work in an office environment to wear LOADS of crap perfume?

    I'd rather smell BO and I'm not kidding.
     
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    Perhaps the same compulsion that has them wearing tons of makeup?

    I dunno - rarely wear either one. Simply being clean is the best bet.
     
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    *Retch*.
     
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    *Wheeze*
     
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    It is a tracking device. Like, you are in an empty hallway, and can't see a woman, but you can follow the smell.

    I think a man invented it.
     
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    When I get a noseful of it I usually say, loudly, 'ewww, what's that smell? Did someone break a perfume bottle?' I always hope the person hears me and gets the hint. Probably not though.
     
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    I don't know why anyone would want to track that smell. Besides which, you don't have to follow it...it comes to you! It's pervasive!
     
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    I keep thinking it's me because it is that in my face...but I'm not wearing perfume.
     
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    There are Some People who apparently marinate themselves in cheap cologne.

    It's not very appealing.
     
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    Ok, so guys do the same thing.

    We kind of like women tracking us around.
     

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