Pelosi stands down on vote by mail, proposes vote by text.

[MarathonMike]

In a stunning reversal, Nany Pelosi has relented on vote by mail this November. She is now proposing to go "High Tech" and instead do vote by text. Inspired by how the wrong winners on American Idol and The Voice were chosen by text voting, Pelosi is proposing the following:

To vote for Biden text: 123 to
#123

To vote for Trump text: %^&(#1Gh3l1@#$OI*^H&(sHMgwI1IQ#34 to
#234598712359672462031203459879

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Thats quite the concession.......

 

[Daryl Hunt]

In a stunning reversal, Nany Pelosi has relented on vote by mail this November. She is now proposing to go "High Tech" and instead do vote by text. Inspired by how the wrong winners on American Idol and The Voice were chosen by text voting, Pelosi is proposing the following:

To vote for Biden text: 123 to
#123

To vote for Trump text: %^&(#1Gh3l1@#$OI*^H&(sHMgwI1IQ#34 to
#234598712359672462031203459879

And the Party of the Rump version will be

To vote for Biden, stay on the line, someone will be , click........dial tone
To vote for Rump, press any key

 

[two_iron]

Awesome. So the marxist Dim shitstains can enlist their communist brethren in China to vote. A postmark from Beijing would look a little funny, but you'd never know the difference with a text.

"I vote JoBidden long time! I from Ros Angeres!"

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Awesome. So the marxist Dim shitstains can enlist their communist brethren in China to vote. A postmark from Beijing would look a little funny, but you'd never know the difference with a text.

"I vote JoBidden long time! I from Ros Angeres!"

I guess it will just counter the long time Rumpster vote from Moscow then. It all evens out, Ivan.

 

[two_iron]

Awesome. So the marxist Dim shitstains can enlist their communist brethren in China to vote. A postmark from Beijing would look a little funny, but you'd never know the difference with a text.

"I vote JoBidden long time! I from Ros Angeres!"

I guess it will just counter the long time Rumpster vote from Moscow then. It all evens out, Ivan.

Yes Shen Liang.... I lived in Moscow for 4 years but obviously you would know much more about Russian geopolitics than me and I'm sure your Russian language skills are much better than mine. I defer to your inimitable omnipotence.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Awesome. So the marxist Dim shitstains can enlist their communist brethren in China to vote. A postmark from Beijing would look a little funny, but you'd never know the difference with a text.

"I vote JoBidden long time! I from Ros Angeres!"

I guess it will just counter the long time Rumpster vote from Moscow then. It all evens out, Ivan.

Yes Shen Liang.... I lived in Moscow for 4 years but obviously you would know much more about Russian geopolitics than me and I'm sure your Russian language skills are much better than mine. I defer to your inimitable omnipotence.

Ah, we have a Russian Sleeper Cell. Thank you for verifying that, Comrade.

 

[two_iron]

Yes sir. This does not look good for me.... busted by the equivalent of a carwash flunkie. My comrades will reduce my rations of borscht and I may have to give Vladimir (he lets me call him Vlad) a reach-around to ingratiate myself with the FSB. If I tell you any more, I will have to..... well, you know where this going....

Hey Shen, do you speak Mandarin or Hunanese? Did you lose any relatives to the Kung Flu? If so, were they shot, or just left to drown in their own snot? Give us some inside info!

 

[bigrebnc1775]

If you can't make the effort to go vote you don't deserve to vote.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Awesome. So the marxist Dim shitstains can enlist their communist brethren in China to vote. A postmark from Beijing would look a little funny, but you'd never know the difference with a text.

"I vote JoBidden long time! I from Ros Angeres!"

I guess it will just counter the long time Rumpster vote from Moscow then. It all evens out, Ivan.

I suppose you ok with obama trying to influence the 2016 election VIA his DOJ thugs?

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Yes sir. This does not look good for me.... busted by the equivalent of a carwash flunkie. My comrades will reduce my rations of borscht and I may have to give Vladimir (he lets me call him Vlad) a reach-around to ingratiate myself with the FSB. If I tell you any more, I will have to..... well, you know where this going....

Hey Shen, do you speak Mandarin or Hunanese? Did you lose any relatives to the Kung Flu? If so, were they shot, or just left to drown in their own snot? Give us some inside info!

No Tickee no Washee. You gone long time. I American now. And since then I have attended English classes and have started a serious of prosperous Convenient Store Chains. And I wear a mask when in public to protect others. Thanks for the idea. Maybe I start carwash next. I have a cousin that could run it right after he get's through with his English class.

 

[two_iron]

If you can't make the effort to go vote you don't deserve to vote.

Some things require an effort to get off the couch. Voting is one of them.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

If you can't make the effort to go vote you don't deserve to vote.

Some things require an effort to get off the couch. Voting is one of them.

Just have one of your 6 kids drop it in the mailbox.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Yes sir. This does not look good for me.... busted by the equivalent of a carwash flunkie. My comrades will reduce my rations of borscht and I may have to give Vladimir (he lets me call him Vlad) a reach-around to ingratiate myself with the FSB. If I tell you any more, I will have to..... well, you know where this going....

Hey Shen, do you speak Mandarin or Hunanese? Did you lose any relatives to the Kung Flu? If so, were they shot, or just left to drown in their own snot? Give us some inside info!

No Tickee no Washee. You gone long time. I American now. And since then I have attended English classes and have started a serious of prosperous Convenient Store Chains. And I wear a mask when in public to protect others. Thanks for the idea. Maybe I start carwash next. I have a cousin that could run it right after he get's through with his English class.

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The pitcher takes the call winds up throws the ball nut takes the swing nothing but air and dust strike three unt falls down crying like a baby

 

[keepitreal]

In a stunning reversal, Nany Pelosi has relented on vote by mail this November. She is now proposing to go "High Tech" and instead do vote by text. Inspired by how the wrong winners on American Idol and The Voice were chosen by text voting, Pelosi is proposing the following:

To vote for Biden text: 123 to
#123

To vote for Trump text: %^&(#1Gh3l1@#$OI*^H&(sHMgwI1IQ#34 to
#234598712359672462031203459879

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

In a stunning reversal, Nany Pelosi has relented on vote by mail this November. She is now proposing to go "High Tech" and instead do vote by text. Inspired by how the wrong winners on American Idol and The Voice were chosen by text voting, Pelosi is proposing the following:

To vote for Biden text: 123 to
#123

To vote for Trump text: %^&(#1Gh3l1@#$OI*^H&(sHMgwI1IQ#34 to
#234598712359672462031203459879

And the Party of the Rump version will be

To vote for Biden, stay on the line, someone will be , click........dial tone
To vote for Rump, press any key

Very funny, Dumbass Kunt!

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Yes sir. This does not look good for me.... busted by the equivalent of a carwash flunkie. My comrades will reduce my rations of borscht and I may have to give Vladimir (he lets me call him Vlad) a reach-around to ingratiate myself with the FSB. If I tell you any more, I will have to..... well, you know where this going....

Hey Shen, do you speak Mandarin or Hunanese? Did you lose any relatives to the Kung Flu? If so, were they shot, or just left to drown in their own snot? Give us some inside info!

No Tickee no Washee. You gone long time. I American now. And since then I have attended English classes and have started a serious of prosperous Convenient Store Chains. And I wear a mask when in public to protect others. Thanks for the idea. Maybe I start carwash next. I have a cousin that could run it right after he get's through with his English class.

We are all very thankful for that as it covers your butt-ugly face too!

 

[daveman]

In a stunning reversal, Nany Pelosi has relented on vote by mail this November. She is now proposing to go "High Tech" and instead do vote by text. Inspired by how the wrong winners on American Idol and The Voice were chosen by text voting, Pelosi is proposing the following:

To vote for Biden text: 123 to
#123

To vote for Trump text: %^&(#1Gh3l1@#$OI*^H&(sHMgwI1IQ#34 to
#234598712359672462031203459879

And the Party of the Rump version will be

To vote for Biden, stay on the line, someone will be , click........dial tone
To vote for Rump, press any key

The party of Trump wants you to get your ass off the couch, go to the polling place, show a picture ID, and cast your vote in person.

I wonder why Democrats have such a problem with that simple concept?

Rhetorical question. I don't wonder why.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

In a stunning reversal, Nany Pelosi has relented on vote by mail this November. She is now proposing to go "High Tech" and instead do vote by text. Inspired by how the wrong winners on American Idol and The Voice were chosen by text voting, Pelosi is proposing the following:

To vote for Biden text: 123 to
#123

To vote for Trump text: %^&(#1Gh3l1@#$OI*^H&(sHMgwI1IQ#34 to
#234598712359672462031203459879

And the Party of the Rump version will be

To vote for Biden, stay on the line, someone will be , click........dial tone
To vote for Rump, press any key

The party of Trump wants you to get your ass off the couch, go to the polling place, show a picture ID, and cast your vote in person.

I wonder why Democrats have such a problem with that simple concept?

Rhetorical question. I don't wonder why.

Not everyone can make it to the polls for a number of reasons. Yes, there is nothing like creating Democrats, is there.

 

[daveman]

In a stunning reversal, Nany Pelosi has relented on vote by mail this November. She is now proposing to go "High Tech" and instead do vote by text. Inspired by how the wrong winners on American Idol and The Voice were chosen by text voting, Pelosi is proposing the following:

To vote for Biden text: 123 to
#123

To vote for Trump text: %^&(#1Gh3l1@#$OI*^H&(sHMgwI1IQ#34 to
#234598712359672462031203459879

And the Party of the Rump version will be

To vote for Biden, stay on the line, someone will be , click........dial tone
To vote for Rump, press any key

The party of Trump wants you to get your ass off the couch, go to the polling place, show a picture ID, and cast your vote in person.

I wonder why Democrats have such a problem with that simple concept?

Rhetorical question. I don't wonder why.

Not everyone can make it to the polls for a number of reasons. Yes, there is nothing like creating Democrats, is there.

The people who legitimately can't make it to the polls already have recourse.

And Democrats hate democracy. This is really not debatable.