P F Tinmore's Escape Pod

[P F Tinmore]

I hate getting old. Cut my ear shaving.

 

[P F Tinmore]

Republicans and Democrats.

Two cheeks of the ass.

 

[White 6]

I hate getting old. Cut my ear shaving.

I hate when that happens. Bleeds like hell, and all to just avoid growing a beard on my ears of all places.

 

[whitehall]

Generally you cut your ear shaving when you are 14 and you get smart enough to avoid bloodshed as you get older.

 

[badbob85037]

I hate getting old. Cut my ear shaving.

Stop shaving.

 

[P F Tinmore]

The government reminds me of a dog with his chain wrapped around a lawn chair. He can’t figure out the problem so he just drags the chair around the yard.

 

[The Duke]

I hate getting old. Cut my ear shaving.

You know they make things for that, right?

 

[P F Tinmore]

You know they make things for that, right?

Yeah, fixed that.

 

[P F Tinmore]

Cop City, Atlanta. A militarized police state training camp.

 

[jwoodie]

Yeah, fixed that.
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How did you find your ear?

 

[TNHarley]

Why would you shave your ear?

 

[P F Tinmore]

A local developer proposed a “jobs and housing” project. This sounds great. Jobs and housing in the same place. However, the jobs would be in the 25K range and the housing would be for those making 100K and up. It was like WTF???

 

[P F Tinmore]

My Maserati does 185.
I lost my license, now I don’t drive. ~ Joe Walsh